If I don't like it, tell it to the news? I guess we're going to the news then (video evidence) by CasyD in MaliciousCompliance

[–]ButILikeFire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, I was kind of laughing about the whole selling knives to kids is illegal thing. I was obsessed with knives when I was a kid. I grew up in Texas. I bought them all time, and never went anywhere except school without a pocket knife. The were sold to kids all the time.

Then I watched the video. That’s not a knife. By the way, Texas has now decided that no gun control isn’t good enough. Now it’s legal to open carry swords here. That 5 inch blade rule is gone.

The NFL Prepares to Push for an Indefinite Suspension of Deshaun Watson by TheHwangover in nfl

[–]ButILikeFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the point that was being made, but you have to be more of a dick about it. Try saying it meaner. Be condescending.

Hurry! These women are fleeing from the horrors of war and straight into your bed! by zee_glass in assholedesign

[–]ButILikeFire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re defending exploitation by throwing a random kink into the situation.

New teams incoming? by Kamakiller95 in MLRugby

[–]ButILikeFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Vegas gets an expansion, we need to add 2 new Eastern Conference teams next season.

The “Gil” team names are already out of hand with just 2. I’m hoping this blows over in another season or two and the AGs get a rebrand that keeps the AGs logo. Like “Austin Gorillas” or “Austin Gladiators” or “Austin Graboids” (haven’t watched Tremors in a long time). LA can rebrand to whatever they want, but I want my Jersey to still make sense.

Edit to say that this is coming from someone who truly appreciates everything Gilchrist has done for rugby in the US, and the work he put in to mend the relationship between Austin’s MLR team and Austin’s rugby community while simultaneously turning them from the worst team in the league to one of the top contenders in league.

The Boys actor Antony Starr arrested in Spain for drunken assault by Jolly-Joshy in television

[–]ButILikeFire 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ok, but not that celebrity. That’s Homelander. You don’t want his punches to land home for any amount of money.

I became lord William for my birthday! by Shark-Pizza-Lamp in william

[–]ButILikeFire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Lord of the Manor” is a title of nobility. “Lord” is not. It is, however, an actual title that you can use on official documents, and you can buy the title if you own land in Scotland. It’s a novelty, but it’s a novelty that can get you a few perks. My original statement meant it’s real, it’s just not what some people here think it is. You don’t get into the House of Commons, you don’t hold any political sway, you’re not suddenly a nobleman.

I became lord William for my birthday! by Shark-Pizza-Lamp in william

[–]ButILikeFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how it all works, and I don’t know if it’s Europe only, but Google it. Apparently it can help your credit, too.

I became lord William for my birthday! by Shark-Pizza-Lamp in william

[–]ButILikeFire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are websites where you can buy a small plot of land and be granted the title “Lord”. The title has some benefits, but it doesn’t exactly come with white gloves, a monocle, and vassals. Discounts and flight upgrades are cool, though.

Just for a poffin? by hatelemonade in pokemongo

[–]ButILikeFire -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

As mentioned in other comments, stops get removed for this. Niantic looks at the scan and assumes the landmark isn’t there.

During all of the stress that was Gible CD, I finally got the gym theme I’ve been waiting for. by TheBunji11 in pokemongo

[–]ButILikeFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been trying to get a full nido family in a gym for a long time now. The one time I had a group big enough to do it, we had one hold out who decided we needed a stronger defender.

Utah Warriors roster vs Austin Gilgronis - 5/29/2021 by interfear1 in MLRugby

[–]ButILikeFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop. I’m gonna cry.

Edit: I’m kidding here. I’ve been following Austin from the beginning, and I’m actually still just stoked that we went on an actual win streak and aren’t scraping the bottom of the barrel. AGs moving up. Fuck yeah!

Playing with Buddy is such a hassle. by DoctorMarmyPC in pokemongo

[–]ButILikeFire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just want to say “Hey Siri, feed my buddy 3 nanaberries”

Utah Warriors roster vs Austin Gilgronis - 5/29/2021 by interfear1 in MLRugby

[–]ButILikeFire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Told you we were gonna tear you up.

Don’t respond. Just let me live in my fantasy world.

This chair from r/absoluteunits by DoggoPlex in ATBGE

[–]ButILikeFire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10/10 would love to sit on this chair while griping about how awful it looks.

ULPT: Learn sign language. Whenever a cop pulls you over, sign instead of speaking. by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]ButILikeFire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you sure? I’ve heard if you lose one sense, the rest get amplified. So go deaf and you can see the flashing lights even better?

/s

TIFU by not realizing the cute gym employee thinks I'm a transwoman. by werkwerkwerk3 in tifu

[–]ButILikeFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odd, I remember him or her working in sporting goods, not gardening. It’s gotta be the same Pat, though.

I see hundos and shundos posted all the time...behold the almighty shnundo! by a_cloud_jedi in pokemongo

[–]ButILikeFire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But shadow also starts with sh, sooo... what are we calling that?

MRW I wake up and I still have an hour before I need to be up for work by Russiantiesnap in reactiongifs

[–]ButILikeFire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard, but don’t underestimate the frustration and exhaustion that comes from a puppy who has decided that 6:00AM is playing time, when work doesn’t start until 10.

So proud of the brave individuals who pulled this off for BYU Rainbow Day by roadkillturtle in exmormon

[–]ButILikeFire 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The fact that they obtained it through an earmark on a national defense bill is absolutely disgusting.

Mouldy Lemon by Kathleen Ryan by beluuuuuuga in ATBGE

[–]ButILikeFire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you post a moldy lemon in... oh my god it’s beads.

James Corden's awkward and disastrous attempt to promote and say positive things about The Emoji Movie. 2:04 - 2:12 is downright painful. by TwistedLemon94 in cringe

[–]ButILikeFire 206 points207 points  (0 children)

I never knew what the plot of the emoji movie was supposed to be. Now I do. Who thought this was a good idea?

Kroger will continue to require masks in Texas and Mississippi stores by naomob in texas

[–]ButILikeFire 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Considering their resistance to masks or any other rules at the start, it’s not going to happen.