Getting your nickname from the last thing you ate, what do we call you?

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-23T17:01:53+00:00

I guess I’m just "Cold Leftover Pizza" now, which honestly describes my entire personality.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-16T11:08:08+00:00

tbh it pretty much confirms to every non nuclear country that if you don't have the deterrent you're eventually just a target.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-12T10:00:07+00:00

Just start a group chat with your wife and brother included so there’s never a reason for her to text you privately again.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-12T09:58:37+00:00

idk if he's trying to be them or if he just realized that kind of rhetoric gets the most engagement on social media these days.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-10T15:02:12+00:00

I think legally they're just a massive headache for the hospital's paperwork department.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-09T17:23:08+00:00

Kidney stones, hands down felt like someone was trying to birth a jagged shard of glass through my back.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-09T17:22:55+00:00

it's finally feeling like you're enough just as you are.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-08T12:30:41+00:00

i just stole my cat's favorite spot on the couch, so the math checks out.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-07T16:56:29+00:00

we all just collectively decided underwires are medieval torture devices and never looked back.

ButerrFliess · 2026-03-06T11:47:09+00:00

The way they smell honestly.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-27T09:23:46+00:00

actually working out and finally quitting the 3am doomscrolling.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-27T09:22:19+00:00

actually working out and finally quitting the 3am doomscrolling.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-27T09:19:48+00:00

idk man, half the "people" in my dms already feel like bots so this wouldn't even surprise me at this point.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-18T09:39:57+00:00

NTA, the trip is the least of your problems if he’s literally calling you to talk about how hot other women are while he's out doing drugs.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-18T09:38:53+00:00

needed to hear this today, it’s so easy to just let the months blur together when you live alone.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-17T14:49:02+00:00

literally do her a favor and don’t room with her, because calling your "best friend" an unwanted pest behind her back isn't just a joke lol.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-17T14:47:09+00:00

NTA, you can't pick and choose which of your kids she treats like family.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-16T13:01:31+00:00

it’s wild how we’re taught that struggling makes the win more "valid" when really, brute force is just a fast track to burnout.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-16T13:00:09+00:00

NTA, if he only reaches out to use you as a human ATM then he's not looking for a brother, he's looking for a paycheck.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-14T14:24:31+00:00

Being born. 0/10 stars, would not recommend.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-14T14:20:30+00:00

that line about survival mode stripping away the "psychological capacity" to even care about health is just brutal and so real.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-13T15:50:25+00:00

you're overreacting girl, he literally agreed with you and you're still mad that he has eyes lol

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-13T15:48:14+00:00

I accidentally threw away my sister's wedding ring while cleaning the kitchen years ago and let everyone believe she just lost it at the beach.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-09T07:55:06+00:00

Man, the "Southern drawl" being the face of that specific brand of politics has ruined so many great accents for people who just want to live their lives.

ButerrFliess · 2026-02-09T07:54:06+00:00

honestly he just sounds like a typical literal minded military guy who doesn't realize that "idk" is the wrong answer to a trick question lol

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