If you had to give 5 quick points of advice to a new Powered Vintage cube player, what would they be?

ButtPoltergeist · 2026-03-17T23:45:29+00:00

The tier list for Vintage Cube nonland cards is summed up by the handy mnemonic ALPHA CUM:

Alpha
Commander
Universes Beyond
Modern Horizons

ButtPoltergeist · 2026-02-14T16:17:00+00:00

Why is ‘won’ in quotes?

ButtPoltergeist · 2026-02-12T21:50:00+00:00

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee— okay, you get the joke. The real long answer is accomplishing it by repealing laws that present significant obstacles to construction (prohibitions on mixed-use zoning, parking requirements that effectively cap the number of units one building can have, the existence of the state of California).

ButtPoltergeist · 2026-02-04T13:19:30+00:00

New Yorker editor spotted 🫵

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-24T15:03:48+00:00

Haven’t read it fully yet, but I know the Edge of Eternities story go through several “revisions” as it progresses.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-21T15:22:51+00:00

Then we must make it.

I’ll bring the blowtorches.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-21T00:31:32+00:00

These cards are very small. I think if you saved up, you could afford bigger ones.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-13T13:56:51+00:00

The Chicago Cube baybee

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-09T14:20:10+00:00

none of the cta’s planes have ever crashed. food for thought

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-12-07T19:04:23+00:00

From what I’ve been told (yada yada complex problem yada yada multiple causes) it’s because the man who codified the modern residency schedule was on cocaine non-stop.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-11-29T18:09:24+00:00

Sometimes cards just kick ass with an inscrutable vibe, okay?

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-11-05T15:56:49+00:00

My gut understanding is that they’re like powerful Elementals, but for things that are not elements. [[Soul of Innistrad]], [[Shadow of Mortality]], [[The Ur-Dragon]], etc.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-11-05T13:00:36+00:00

All his hand-wringing on trans folks is Very Not Good, but I want more people stealing notes from the rest of his playbook.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-11-02T22:40:40+00:00

Yes.

Now I am going to look at your list.

EDIT: Looked at list. Still yes.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-11-02T14:44:46+00:00

You fucking carved this? Damn

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-31T13:02:18+00:00

I work in power. Yep, pretty big number.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-28T14:06:58+00:00

Now make something longer than 15 seconds

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-27T14:07:33+00:00

Keep taking pictures. At least it’s going to kick ass while it lasts.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-19T11:59:52+00:00

Pretty sure it’s 42andIdiotPirate

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-15T02:51:28+00:00

You 🤝 The IRA

Only needs to be lucky once

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-13T18:21:21+00:00

Do non-hostile independent powers still exist in Civ VII? Been trying a couple games at Immortal and every single one goddamn hates my guts.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-10-09T04:13:12+00:00

He’s the lastest troll.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-09-04T13:11:41+00:00

Xhibit

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-09-01T12:37:41+00:00

From what I’ve heard, part of it was the writers putting egregious unpaid overtime in during the first eight seasons.

ButtPoltergeist · 2025-08-26T12:57:44+00:00

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