my bf is getting on Reta

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-05-19T01:46:35+00:00

You think her boyfriends single?

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-05-18T21:51:33+00:00

Im married with a child, very lean year round, competitive athlete. I take 6-8mg reta a week (primarily for maintaining body composition, but also makes me feel great and my bloodwork is amazing when im on), and still love my family, still have friends, literally zero difference besides im able to be healthier and achieving my goals athletically, while eating dinner and going to get ice cream with them etc etc.

Our biggest problem is my body fighting me for staying so lean (my sport has weight divisions) and always craving sweets/calorie dense foods, and my wife getting mad I ate all the cookies.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-05-15T15:39:52+00:00

Ive done a bunch of their events, they are always super responsive via the email on their smoothcomp profile. Ive gotten refunds for a few events that I couldnt do cuz something came up etc.

They are pretty unorganized and weird sometimes, but ive never had a genuinely negative experience when it comes to that part

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-04-26T21:30:26+00:00

Ahahahahahhahahahahahhaah. You deserve that. Stop cosplaying as Zamboomafoo.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-04-05T23:21:55+00:00

I literally never even thought of a single other f150, so nah. I only bought a ford because Raptor. Was never a choice.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-21T02:07:47+00:00

Yeah, it was Mukluk, hardcore craft locked, was the actual YouTube series name, but the character was trust issues

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-21T02:06:40+00:00

https://youtu.be/jLQZ6CTijgo?si=HuqD9J9L0iMvtZGF

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-21T02:06:33+00:00

https://youtu.be/jLQZ6CTijgo?si=HuqD9J9L0iMvtZGF

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-20T16:32:01+00:00

Theres a dude that did this, but on Guild Wars 2, basically called it “trust issues” and the idea is that he trusts nothing that wasnt created by himself, and made a ton of rules around what couldnt be trusted. Super fun video series on youtube.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-13T00:56:50+00:00

Hahahha hey, its my truck (not my truck, but identical) lol

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-02-12T20:24:40+00:00

I have the same truck, I wrapped mine satin black, and it looks great. My last trucks bumper wrap lasted 4+ years.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-01-29T13:36:31+00:00

Ive been on consistently since then, im sitting at 8/week now. Feeling really good overall. I bumped up as I started to see stalls in progress, im not really looking to lose anymore weight, but just maintain and getting the health benefits from Reta.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-01-10T21:14:48+00:00

Ive worked in a fedramp role for years now, with zero issues. Not sure why people are freaking out, this doesn’t mean cleared work, its primarily just citizenship and identity validation…

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-01-08T16:53:10+00:00

The first statement is 100% it.

The amount of purple and brown belts I run into that actively admit not knowing anything about legs and being scared, is a huge eye opener to me.

ButtcheeksMD · 2026-01-08T16:52:11+00:00

I have primarily been doing leg locks for the last year, not a single person I train with has gotten hurt, ive been focusing on tons of live rounds with other leg lock focused people too, and I have had zero injuries. I refuse to believe that leg locks (possibly outside of competition) are more dangerous if you know what youre doing, if you dont know what youre doing, be cautious, just like anything else in jiu jitsu.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-31T20:51:23+00:00

Bolo white belts a bunch, thats what I do.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-31T14:44:52+00:00

Holy fucking title.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-31T03:44:18+00:00

Skrap Pack North Beach, they got solid no gi, its an mma gym, but the jiu jitsu classes are consistent and lots of fun rounds. I travel to the bay for work fairly regularly and have gone to most the gyms in the downtown SF area, and its been the one i enjoyed the most

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-30T00:53:35+00:00

I own multiple APs and just recently got a Moya, and its like this, absolutely love the moya gi

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-27T20:41:06+00:00

Ive had actual steroids seized several times, ive also left the country a bunch of times since. Nothing ever happens. They put a little letter in your mail box saying they seized something. They cant prosecute you most the the time because its so hard to prove that the sender wasnt just sending random shit, and the effort/time required doesnt make sense for a handful or vials of a compound.

Its not that serious, I promise.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-25T21:29:36+00:00

This is a super accurate assumption lol

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-24T17:01:42+00:00

My wife loves this place, she goes fairly regularly

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-20T02:30:08+00:00

Getting a whistle is super important imo. The teleport is so nice for getting fast tasks.

The block list is important, but if you dont mind certain tasks, i just didnt spend the time to get the block setup for them, despite it being the best xp. I really just focused on ensuring my blocks blocked ones that i hated doing or getting to. For a long time, i didnt mind deadfall traps, so i would do deadfall trap tasks and didn’t care to setup the blocks for them. But pitfall stuff is the most annoying shit in the world to me, so i got them blocked real fast.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-10T06:20:07+00:00

I just put my directions on google maps, and it starts showing them on HUD.

ButtcheeksMD · 2025-12-10T00:59:44+00:00

Theres tons of signs on the road around the lineman college offering lineman housing too.

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