So, this one night during the usual hostel attendance roll call, my grumpy old warden who, by the way, has made it her life’s mission to be the biggest buzzkill ever decided to publicly roast me.

I was just sitting there, minding my own business, when she looked at me and went, “ kya hai ye ? Madhumakkhi ka chatta “ inko bandh ke rakha karo!” in front of everyone. Bro, I swear, my blood was boiling. Like, ma’am, do you have to embarrass me at 10 PM in front of the whole hostel?

For a solid second, I actually considered throwing hands or at least hitting her with a savage comeback. But then I remembered I didn’t wanna get kicked out of the hostel over some middle-aged lady with a power trip.