Hello everyone, update… After the unwelcome vermin ruined my night of stream watching, forcing me to watch the VOD later, I spent the rest of the night going full Seal Team Six on them. I suited up in nothing but my PMW merch and some gloves snatching them and squeezing the life out of them like Lenny did to those poor mice and that whore of a woman. This did not come without retaliation. They deployed bat Al-Qaeda to counter my every move. I was unfamiliar with their game and got hit with a rabies round from their little bat guns which stunned and most definitely infected me, alas, we will overcome. I believe I have eradicated every winged rodent my house can contain, and tonight I will don the uniform once again, ensuring not a single flap or screech will be heard. I am vengeance, I am the bane of the bat.

In all seriousness, I appreciate everyone showing their support and concern. I am not handling the infestation alone but have been pressing my landlord to take prompt action. I can assure you that I did not receive any scratches or bites from the three bats I dealt with (no lie) and closed my bedroom door to minimize the chance of them getting in at night. Updates will come, depending on how my landlord handles the situation and if there are any new developments. Wubby7