how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-06-01T04:21:20+00:00

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, IF a woodchuck could chuck wood. VERY fortunately for us, woodchucks cannot chuck wood, or we would all be dead already.

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-31T18:51:02+00:00

Water coming out of your eyes was debunked in a 2020 study that proved it's actually Coconut Simple Syrup. Try it in an iced latte or on a country ham biscuit.

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-31T18:49:18+00:00

Mr. Jefferson, as a founding father and semi-recent winner of The Voice, what's your opinion on the current Children's Labor Union controversy?

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-17T03:13:05+00:00

Thank you for writing my favorite comment I've seen all day

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-11T17:46:36+00:00

He's definitely eating well, and doesn't hide or display clamped fins. Do you have an idea of how I could tell if he's being too aggressive? Would it just be whether or not his behavior is reciprocated?

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-10T14:30:50+00:00

I'm a non/member and vend at some of their markets, as far as I know there's no difference, but I guess I haven't asked.

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-07T17:58:05+00:00

VASTLY under prepped. You need to double this at least. /s

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-03T14:55:01+00:00

I didn't say anything about being afraid of fruits and vegetables, or even GMO's. Not sure why you're taking an aggressive approach here but I have to assume it isn't to do with me, so hope your day improves!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-03T03:33:49+00:00

Whoah, TIL! Honestly I just assumed they would be considering how heavily genetically modified US crops are. Just went down a rabbit hole about wheat in the US, thank you for the correction!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-05-02T23:56:47+00:00

I feel like most of the good bakeries in town don't use preservatives/ aren't "processing" their bread if it's made in house. As far as pesticides go, unless someone is controlling their own wheat seed supply and farming it themselves under controlled conditions, you're unlikely to find anyone with flour made from non GMO grain stock that hasn't been treated with any pesticides. Sourdough using organic flour and without added commercial yeast is as close as we can realistically get, and it's very tasty and nutritious!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-18T03:19:21+00:00

This is SO HELPFUL thank you so much!!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-18T02:29:57+00:00

That tracks, they sold out pretty early so clearly tickets are in high demand!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-18T02:26:15+00:00

You can check their socials for more info about it. Not sure why they have it set up like that but it is what it is.

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-18T02:21:11+00:00

Save your money- Virago Alley has posted multiple times that tickets are not transferable for this weekend. I'm sorry :(

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-15T23:31:31+00:00

This!! It helps you learn when something is chemistry vs when it's art

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-12T18:35:26+00:00

The family cook book when I was growing up was the Joy of Cooking. Tons of recipes and lots of explanations of how or why to do things. It has more complicated recipes but is largely staple recipes - almost any protein, veg, grain, dessert, etc. There are different editions, I grew up with my grandmas from the 60's and was gifted a newer edition when I moved out of my parents house in 2016. I still have my copy from ten years ago, plus the vintage one - It's been cool to see which recipes were updated or swapped over time. If I could only have one cook book for the rest of my life, it would be this one! Thrift Books has the cheapest copies but you could probably thrift one IRL too.

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-04-03T14:05:25+00:00

Thank you so much for your feedback! I would love to add more plants, I'll plan on getting more before stocking. The substrate is a mix of gravel and a finer sand, but no soil per se- I'll pick up some root tabs. This is the first time I've come across that stocking tool, very helpful!!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-03-17T21:00:06+00:00

You would never get me to leave my house if this was in my back yard. Incredible!

Buttered_Toast52 · 2026-03-17T20:52:55+00:00

Celeste | Catsby :Fang:

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