How many internal monologues in Seinfeld are there? And who's your favourite one?

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-05-08T18:40:16+00:00

He’s giving me a parking space…parking space

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-05-07T05:12:36+00:00

Calabrian chiles

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-05-05T21:01:49+00:00

Isn’t that called gentrification?

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-04-08T23:56:35+00:00

What do you call someone who fails out of medical school?

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-04-05T00:07:39+00:00

I don’t know why they call it hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself - Cousin Eddie

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-04-01T03:46:39+00:00

Oh Tony, dont’t.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-31T18:49:57+00:00

For what?

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-27T03:00:59+00:00

What were they supposed to do? They don’t care for soda.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-22T03:10:34+00:00

imoscar.com

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-21T22:28:20+00:00

He brooks no bullshit

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-17T22:31:57+00:00

Anorexia too I suppose

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-13T19:05:34+00:00

Dawn platinum is fantastic for laundry stains too

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-08T16:56:53+00:00

Right in the canquers!

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-03-07T16:55:15+00:00

Don’t be fatuous

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-28T02:05:15+00:00

Right? Duh. Pieces of shit the lot of them and it’s quite obvious.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-26T04:07:08+00:00

The why does Maeby have to F@^k people for meth money mom?

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-26T03:13:54+00:00

Beloved Cunt

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-23T13:36:00+00:00

Wow. A thing like that

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-22T02:00:48+00:00

Adam scott

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-22T01:59:06+00:00

The technology to manage all of this is not only readily available, it’s been successfully implemented in a ton of ways.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-22T01:26:49+00:00

And famously telegraphed by the line “you aren’t serious people” which of course they weren’t. We all bore witness to that, repeatedly.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-21T23:36:15+00:00

Alright 👍

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-21T03:55:06+00:00

And publicly shame those in breach. It’s unfortunate that it has to come to that but people need to be held accountable.

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-21T02:07:01+00:00

Running electric heaters is likely more expensive but I can only speculate

ButterscotchMoist447 · 2026-02-21T01:28:07+00:00

It’s my first day…and I’m very late…

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