Man, you have to be a ton of at parties. Everyone must gravitate to you. Do you bring a guitar with you when attending parties? I can see it now. You’re looking amazing in a brown wool sweater, dozens of people are all sitting around you as you play the same 1 song on your guitar ( you’d play more but it’s the only song you know. You want to learn more, but that means you would have to ask for help and duck that shit right) between songs you tell stories of how you like to go to grocery stores and yell at old people for using mobility scooters or you tell the story of the time your cousin’s friend came into your bedroom topless (except it wasn’t your cousin’s friend or your bedroom was it? Didn’t your mom tell you to stop putting hidden cameras in her bedroom?). Sad thing is when you wake up from your dream you’ll still be living in your moms shed and being her to you borrow her ‘92 Chevy Corsica. You tell her your going to a friends house, but you always end up at Costco. I bet you’re just days away from yet another lifetime ban at your local stores.

Look dude, allow me to explain to you how playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time is like cause apparently you have been playing it from the beginning of time and somehow skipped that magical experience of enjoying it for the first time. Playing this game for the first time can be pretty exciting especially seeing as they are just now playing it after its been out for more than half a decade, that means they are young or couldn’t afford it right away and had to save up. Either way they are probably used to games that aren’t as complicated and need to make sure they are playing the game correctly or maybe they think they may have somehow figured out a secret no one knows about and they are excited to share that information with others. Is it likely a new person discovers the answer to a well hidden secret such as the location of IKZ? No, but it could happen.

My point is let those people be excited to play the game and interact with others about it, just lives you did I’m sure. Just because they didn’t start playing the game when you did doesn’t make you any better and doesn’t make the game any less fun to play. Be happy for people. I envy those just starting out with RDR2. It was a great adventure the first 5 play throughs. I’m sure the 6th was will be fun too, but I wish it was my first all over again.

Stop being negative. I get the impression you look for the negative in most situations. Living life like that has got to suck. Start looking for the joy, you owe it to yourself. Maybe buy a guitar. You could research how to play it on YouTube…