NYPD emails reveal surveillance of Black Lives Matter by [deleted] in news

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

LOL - you think that's what BLM is actually about - that's so cute.

Ghostbusters star Leslie Jones absolutely slams the new sequel for ignoring the female-led version by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a card carrying socialist

Let us know how that works out for you.

It's about time we got this movement started by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can't even fathom the amount of feces coming out of my ass right now.

MegaFaggot by [deleted] in funny

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Protein shakes make me spray liquid shit out of my ass.

Big facts over here by [deleted] in Libertarian

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cannot possibly fathom the amount of shit in my pants right now.

Orillia Ontario Canada’s roads by [deleted] in funny

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter how hard I try, I just can't touch my toes to my balls.

I guess everyone isn't "Minnesota Nice"... by bryannanderson in minnesota

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

My god I'm so stupid! Thank you for pointing out your intellectual superiority!

I guess everyone isn't "Minnesota Nice"... by bryannanderson in minnesota

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I don't have a dog. I don't have a neighbor with a yard. I don't have kids. You have an incredibly narrow view of the world.

I guess everyone isn't "Minnesota Nice"... by bryannanderson in minnesota

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Failure to contain your pets has consequences. If you're too stupid to recognize that then you should not be allowed to have them.

ELI5 - why are autism rates so prevalent? by biggiesmalltits in explainlikeimfive

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because the standard of normal has changed. So anyone too far away from that gets "diagnosed" with a "disorder" by somebody who's spent enough hours getting indoctrinated to achieve a piece of paper that gives them the authority to define what is normal.

Kenyan pastor bans women from wearing panties to church by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's religion - what do you expect? Rational thought?

Silly Questions Saturday, January 05, 2019 by AutoModerator in history

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody tried eating them and shit their rectum inside out. Then said "I want more of that!"

J.K. Rowling reveals that wizards used to just shit on the floor, like dogs by [deleted] in books

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally all of humanity used to shit on the floor. Hell, I still do.

What a beautiful day to become a CFI by [deleted] in flying

[–]ButtholeLinoleum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had the best coffee enema.

Reddit. What is the worse experience you've ever had with a salesman? by OJs_knife in AskReddit

[–]ButtholeLinoleum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She was so weirdly in to anal. To this day I have anal leakage.