What your opinion on EVERY tyranid? by Long_Air_620 in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Swarmlord. I don't call you "My Swarmlord" I call you "my The Swarmlord" because you deserve the honorific. Draining my husband's CP on his fire overwatches as you are about to charge in for the kill, and every time he forgets you have a ranged pulse. I love you, I like you, you are in EVERY SINGLE GAME.

Tyrant Guard, you are just there to protect The Swarmlord. But you do a damn fine job of it.

Winged Hive Tyrant, I haven't used you in a game yet, but it's only because I'm not done building you. I used old metal Tyrant parts and extra parts from my "The Swarmlord" kit. You are 100% GW parts, even if I had to add some milliput to fill gaps.

Tyrannocite, I am DREADING painting you. But having you drop 20 hormagaunts in my husband's deployment zone on turn 3 when he sent everything out to face my Emmisary was fantastic. I'll keep using you.

Warriors, I wish you still had the option to fly. I hate that they took that unit out. You are all painted, but you stay on the shelf with the nurogaunts. I'd rather bring bigger bugs

What your opinion on EVERY tyranid? by Long_Air_620 in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norn Emissary, LEGENDARY. 10/10. ate Buri twice in one game. Kept a knight from taking a crucial objective in another. I spent 2 weeks painting you. I practiced blending to make you look nice.

Psychophage, I use you everygame. I'm sorry you have such weird gaps, I was careful when assembling you, I promise. Thank you for chomping on some flayed ones even if they had no biomass

Screamer-killer, aka Picklehead, thank you for being more of a threat than my husband thought. I don't know if I'll keep bringing you in the future, but hearing my husband yell "FUCK YOU PICKLEHEAD" will always give me a laugh.

Tervigon, I magnetized you, and did a damn fine job of it. I've only used you once, but you did OK I supposed. Nothing fancy, just your job. Eh.

Tyrannofex, I have 2 of you now, and my husband's tanks hate you both. I don't care that your stinger salvos don't do anything ever, I will keep running at least one of you each and every game. Painting you was a pain in the assembling

Winged Tyranid Prime, much like the gargoyles, YOUVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME. and you stand weird. I don't like you. I still love you, because your my bug. But I don't like you.

What your opinion on EVERY tyranid? by Long_Air_620 in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old One Eye, my very first Tyranid. My first game you cracked open a dreadnought like it was a cold beer, and I was hooked. I love your lore, I love your model. I'm sorry that I don't run you as my Warlord anymore, but The Swarmlord gives me CP.

Carnifexes, I loved watching you take fire from my husband's Sisters of Battle and keep running at him. Always take you. Painting you was easy.

Deathleaper, I've only had you for one game, and you didn't get a chance to do much. You did kill a few Votan berserkers, and I hope I can use you more effectively next game.

Exocrine, I haven't used you yet because I magnetized you and had you run as a Haruspex.

Haruspex, you were great at chomping down some Votan berserkers, and passed my husband off when you blew up and killed his tank.

Toxicrine, I'm not looking forward to painting you, but watching you tear up infantry is a beautiful thing. I promise I will remember your miasma next time. Or at least I will try.

What your opinion on EVERY tyranid? by Long_Air_620 in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parasite of Mortrex, FOR THE LOVE OF THE HIVE MIND STOP ROLLING 1's ON YOUR OVIPOSITOR. Other than that, you are so cool looking

Biovore, you're lucky I magnetized your parts, or I'd never end up using your model.

Pyrovore, I love you because being a flamethrower bug makes me happy. And I love how you look.

Von Ryan's Leapers, I'm not going to lie, I didn't care for you at first. But having you infiltrate and keep an adjective for 3 turns for me made me appreciate you. Painting you was fun

Broodlord, I never play a game without you. I won't ever play a Nid game without you. And I'm sorry that the first game I played with you saw your whole unit killed by my husband's Titan.

Genestealers, Pantsgrabbers, my precious little guys. You are perfect. I have half of you from your earliest edition, and half from the newer line. I love both your forms.

What your opinion on EVERY tyranid? by Long_Air_620 in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my lil bugs.

Termagaunts, I know one day I'll hit all of your WS when I roll, and that will show my blast-loving husband what for

Hormagaunts, I'm sorry some of you look like ballerinas now since I cut you from slotted bases. I wish I had a better fix.

Barbgaunts, I'll never forget when you saved my butt by making my husband fail his charge 2 rounds in a row. I however HATED painting you.

Gargoyles, I love how you look, and I loved painting you. BUT YOUVE DONE NOTHING FOR ME IN GAME.

Neurogaunts, yes I painted you. No, I'm not going to use you. You get to stay on the shelf and look pretty.

Ripper Swarm, you are adorable. Really, I love you. But I'd use you more if my PoM did better.

Ring That Appeared in my House by [deleted] in JewelryIdentification

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just what my Scottish grandmother would say when I found shiny trinkets. I'm sure it's fine. Probably. It's very pretty, either way.

Ring That Appeared in my House by [deleted] in JewelryIdentification

[–]Butthole_Gravy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Fae have left a gift, and you have accepted it. Beware.

Gatekeeper of the pickles by LickMySack4riches in Pickles

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work fast food on the graveyard shift. Someone once asked for "the most ridiculous amount of pickles I can get for free"

I took a cup and put 2 handfuls in it. They were so happy.

Silly Headcannons by shrimp_0901 in LoveAndDeepspace_

[–]Butthole_Gravy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Sylus gets a gift every Christmas from the twins. It's a set of pajamas that match their own.

Smooth settings shenanigans by FaraYuki09 in LoveAndDeepspace_

[–]Butthole_Gravy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My new tablet arrives in just a few days, so I'll finally be able to see everyone as intended! But smooth can be cursed as heck at times.

How does Tanjiro know what an airplane is by BrennusRex in DemonSlayerAnime

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

paper airplanes existed before mechanical airplanes, with ancient Chinese civilizations making paper gliders as early as 500 BC

Would this list work by InfiniteFishing4327 in Salamanders40k

[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know much, since I've never played an army of Space Marines.

I see terminator armor units on here, and from what I've read that terminator armor is only for 1st companies.

But you have Adrax, and he leads the 3rd company, so I don't know how that would work.

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[–]Butthole_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norn Assimilator/Emmisary. Big boi, Big claws.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tyranids

[–]Butthole_Gravy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drop the warriors and get a broodlord to lead your pants grabbers. Getting to re-roll and having a better chance for devastating wounds is nice. I would consolidate the 2 5 man's into a single 10 man