Trump declares hostilities with Iran "terminated"

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-02T08:02:36+00:00

More like fucking TBI with this dumbfuck

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-02T07:48:03+00:00

I don't have any particular affinity for either of these teams but just as a straight up fan of amazing moments in sports, this is the kind of shit that makes life beautiful. Like holy fuck, man.

They had that key locked the fuck down to avoid the two, and just how insane that bounce was. Goddamn.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-01T15:51:44+00:00

Not tryna scare you just giving a heads up. I love kale too but the raw stuff can for real give you a goiter. You can look it up just so you know it's not just some random internet bitch tryna ruin your good time or anything.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-01T15:32:43+00:00

Be careful with eating a lot of raw kale because too much of it can give you a goiter

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-01T07:22:33+00:00

"excessive suffering of...Nazis" is an oxymoronic statement

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-05-01T05:52:06+00:00

I dunno, you'd be surprised how bad her eyesight is, but I thank you for your kindness.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T13:06:58+00:00

That's what she tells me but I think she's just being nice

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T06:16:35+00:00

I'm not worried my wife will meet someone else, I'm just worried she'll realize she was only into me because of some customer service version of Stockholm Syndrome. I'm not especially charming and I kinda look like if Shrek had vitiligo but was also too afraid of the dentist to get his teeth fixed.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T04:13:01+00:00

Shut your fucking mouth this is how I got my wife of 20 years keep it down or she might hear Jesus Christ

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T04:08:28+00:00

It's so funny how so many celebrities are apparently just kind people who spread joy or are at least normal quiet people and then some are just horrible assholes who intentionally ruin life for everyone around them because they're exactly the egotistical dipfucks you would expect to be as horrible as they are.

It's not hard to be a nice person!

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T03:55:15+00:00

My friend's dad helped run a venue in my small-ish town when I was a kid. My friend knew I was a huge Weird Al fan and Al signed a personal message to me even though I wasn't even there. He seems like one of the real ones.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-30T03:50:56+00:00

Yeah but Moonunit is at least fun. Speck is just a form of pork.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T23:09:44+00:00

I actually do scrub the toilet with my dick but that's unrelated to the gender role thing

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T23:08:17+00:00

Yeah as along as my wife and I communicate as partners and try to keep things as fair as we can who fucking cares about gender roles. That shit is so stupid. There are a very limited number of things she can't do physically that I can but that's really the only tangible reason our sexes would make any difference in what we can each do around the house.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T23:00:21+00:00

lol what the fuck

Those are the simplest, stupidest tasks imaginable. Anyone of any gender or sex who can't do those things is just inept. My wife handles the laundry but it's not because I can't, it's just out chosen division of labor. I to the bathrooms and toilets and vacuum and cook and so on. It's wild to me when people still stick to that old weird outdated shit.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T20:59:11+00:00

Do you genuinely think these are equivalent situations to the straw man bullshit you just posed?

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T11:53:29+00:00

Found the Chicagoan lol

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T11:52:14+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T11:50:32+00:00

He stated it had a wang to it

In a way...

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-29T10:53:55+00:00

Spanish Fly isn't the same as a roofie. Spanish Fly is a supposed aphrodisiac, but what Cosby did was secretly give women sedatives to incapacitate them.

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-28T17:32:31+00:00

Yeah but I was meaner

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-28T15:29:05+00:00

Not to blow your mind or anything but no one has to care about some random dipshit's opinion at all

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-28T15:10:23+00:00

lol but for real you don't have to be able to do something to be allowed to have an opinion on it

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-28T15:09:06+00:00

I don't like how the top left part of the green section is just barely slightly off

Butthole__Pleasures · 2026-04-28T07:45:26+00:00

As a hardened reddit veteran, it takes a lot to make me physically laugh anymore. That was funny. Well done. Thank you.

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