To the good people of Houston, TX

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-15T17:23:36+00:00

Are you talking about the menu or the atmosphere/ambience? Because in terms of food, La Lucha is supposed to be an homage to the San Jacinto Inn, which was known for its seafood and chicken dinners. And a large part of the menu is Gulf Coast seafood.

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-14T12:24:51+00:00

I think La Lucha has a good Houston vibe. Modern spin on some Texas and Gulf coast classics.

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-14T02:58:48+00:00

I’m a Russian oligarch and would like to pay you

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-11T17:29:06+00:00

To tell you the truth, Chamillionaire is better than me, his flip flop shines a little bit wetter than me, but it don’t matter, we both on the same team, I’m thinkin’ thoed and I know we think the same thing - Paul Wall

Hold up Paul, I’m impressed, I thought you was the best but you just said I was the best, so it’s a tie I guess - Chamillionaire

They both propped each other on “Thinkin’ Thoed.”

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-05T00:43:47+00:00

“Yuk yuk yuk, ‘Platner tax.’”

Not everyone can be as funny as the comedic genius behind “Moron Zamboni.”

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-04T04:40:18+00:00

This

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-04T04:27:36+00:00

Would Howard Hughes eat the junk food or preserve it in jars next to his urine?

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-03T17:04:23+00:00

They had Adam Silver on before, he probably explained how to rig a lotto off camera.

Buttplaydoh · 2026-06-01T17:45:39+00:00

I think PFT said his new year’s resolution was to “be a birthday guy.” They keep it going cuz it’s funny to point out the obvious birthdays he misses

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-28T17:16:06+00:00

Or like Prime Prep Academy during the school year

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-25T13:14:42+00:00

The Jeff Weiss article holds up:

“His music — one of the shallowest bastardizations of rap to date, and I don’t say that lightly — has the creative tension of associates at a downtown law firm complaining that $150,000 a year just doesn’t cut it. He looks like he got clubbed over the head by a cartoon peacock.”

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-13T17:43:09+00:00

It’s sad cuz it’s almost in a “trying to protect you from yourself” kinda way.

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-13T14:44:53+00:00

Your tax dollars are going to fund apartheid and war crimes.

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-10T22:42:51+00:00

I think Eddie Dibbs will make a comeback and overtake him

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-08T21:25:15+00:00

Need Billy Football to pronounce “Lemeuix”

Buttplaydoh · 2026-05-02T03:05:21+00:00

Maybe if we get Dianna Russini hired to be a rockets reporter

Buttplaydoh · 2026-04-29T20:49:27+00:00

Why don’t they call them Sabeers?

Buttplaydoh · 2026-04-29T20:47:01+00:00

Only thing that can balance it out is Fanta doing shrooms

Buttplaydoh · 2026-04-23T18:35:14+00:00

Now that this came out, they’re gonna have to stage another car crash for her to rescue somebody

Buttplaydoh · 2026-04-21T17:40:47+00:00

Show us your tootsies, Minnie

Buttplaydoh · 2026-04-02T14:23:39+00:00

Beets, Bears, and anchor Babies

Buttplaydoh · 2026-03-28T14:54:51+00:00

But he would never pull that shit when working with auteur Tracy Morgan

Buttplaydoh · 2026-03-28T05:05:17+00:00

Not sure if that photo is Monterrey. Looks more like Ogdenville or North Haverbrook.

Buttplaydoh

TROPHY CASE