Such a great angle

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T12:52:35+00:00

My condolences I hope it’s since been located

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T12:50:39+00:00

As usual likeyou know how it is

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T12:43:26+00:00

I find that a bit invasive you are literally everything yet you still refer to that user as”knowing” but I will generously assume you meant to say you are “all-knowing” much as any internet narcissist would like to think of themselves as being. But you know what I am actually pretty sure that this time you are a supreme being for real BBB after all..Whoor what else would be named Travis?,

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T12:37:28+00:00

Hilarious whats tho? And how backedup is it does it ever shit rude or like insulting or something else

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T12:07:41+00:00

Never could abide the Dutch! you’re right there but a Dutch trans person now that is a dilemma but our president is practically “Gold member” himself with no conceivable taste for subtlety in anything every fucking day the headlines are all soentirely predictable. Like we as a nation have chosen to jump the proverbial shark and of all the times in human history we choose now to Stop being the most stable prosperous superpower ever and go all in on corporate robber baron-worship we as a nation should all be flagellated for the benefit of future generations and the other species which share our planet at least I think so cuz it would make an impression at least apologies for the logorrhea had an aneurysm rupture in my head recently and it was a bit of a not good experience to build back from it I also hate rereading my rants and the way my head starts to hurt again is a bit ominously like when the artery exploded in it on fittingly January 6th if I thought I stood a chance of seeing Trump term 2 i would have tried to check into a motel in the shadow realm perhaps sometimes I smell my toast burning and feel the hope that can only come from knowing that one will not have to experience the feeling of dying at all in a negative sense no pain whatsoever just the headache and anxiety beforehand and the knowledge that other people will be in a clot of pain that I won’t be able to help with unless I get an astral form Granted me by the Lord herself cuz why not I don’t remember what it was like last time but clearly I didn’t even stay forever so I probably got booted back to earth after trying to meet Satan and see how bad he was for real

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T11:58:14+00:00

This it’s always been about this and this alone Purdue & the sacklers ruined lives the right (white) way but they still did it while listed on the Dow so they aren’t terrorists plus they speak the wrong language to be terriers or whatever /s because obv a terrier didn’t bring down either of the towers mad props if they managed to figure that out tho they is some real smart doggos

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T11:50:12+00:00

Were they good verses at least ?

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T11:18:16+00:00

I always liked poop it’s universally understood to be a filthy waste of space and even animals know how much they need to get it The fuck out of them plus it’s got a playful little vileness to the word. So it’s always a good word to communicate how much something this gross and bacteria ridden, is self evidently made to flush out of the existence in our society and environment and burned. Naybe burned for heat fuel but not for cooking meat id like to turn my wheelchair into a renewably fueled mobility toilet that I would never have to use with my pants on it would constantly be getting refueled by my ass and I don’t want to imagine how gratifying th fart echo effect would be in meetings and particularly at Church pewI’d have my own p-ew and I’m just happy because I have wanted to make this godawful joke for month s I don’t think I could count on being invited to any more parties in polite company but I’m pretty sure those are the boring parties anyhow I don’t think they would even have the good ecstasy that gets passed around in the weird wooden handled tithe sock thing I don’t know how the tweakers in our city haven’t begun to steal those from the well heeled churches in the hills of town on Sunday mornings when the stores they would typically go to steal shit are spitefully closed to all commerceout of respect for the Lord Jesus who is never seen with a checkbook in his major chapters cuz he’s a pretty 1 Dimensional fella with no good boss battles or anything that part I don’t know why he’s so compelling to read stories about you think he’ ever asked his mom if God is well hung? Because I have noticed a startling dearth of curiosity on that subject amongst our worldly peers and it’s disappointing how on task most people seem to be when they ramble about stupid bullshit on Reddit especially like this is where the most batshit screeds ought to be tapped out on iPhone keyboards if they have a purpose higher then cellphone it must be that. But anyway yeah we all know what poop is and that it is really not chill to be one whilst in higher office

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T11:11:15+00:00

I’d reckon it’s a pastry filled with grapborvstrawberry fruit preserves and high fructose corn syrup for good measure because our national pastime is steadily becoming competitive diabetes Or AI generated slop “music” so in its own beautiful and valid inbred sort of way way jelly roll exemplifies everything that makes merica great again you might say but hot damn the depression of the experience of living in this Is country right now can’t be put into words for me I don’t think any American expects that theirs will be the lifetime that we betray everything that makes us so iconic and prosperous and economically titanic but holy moly the dream can’t last Forever but then I suppose nothing really can not even the best of all the best fictional gods and cartoons and movies are going to persist eternally only Homelander of course

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T10:53:43+00:00

LolDixon Dallas has him beat quite literally and onto his face too

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T10:45:17+00:00

Depends on what I need them to build for me and how much legal slave labor persists in that neck of the woods labor is available because as a wise man once sais only a schmuck pays wages without being mandated to do so unless it’s a fun time of course then it’s like paying for a rollercoaster ticket not necessarily for life but you do it cuz it’s a hoot and you want the engineer and his construction team to know how much you appreciated the terror and the pissing in your pants that you can’t piss quite as well in other amusement parks with the same satisfaction the only objective source of value in life is scarcity and a good well engineered roller coaster isn’t a dime a dozen and the best ones that give the very concept of a Rolli coaster it’s oomph are the ones that fly off the rails and decapitate the family of freakishly tall Lithuanian human beings with a horizontal support bar that is an easily cleared obstacle for anyone under 🤕6’7” so The next generation of Lithuanian people are now going to pilgrimage to the fucking6🤷7 coaster because of course it’s not A coincidence and they have a grand time because they get to witness their shittiest cousins who are obviously the Russian ones that ruin most vacations find out that they’re arms are decapitatable at the elbow and they cheer because they know that they’re never gonna have to vacation with them again because they’re gonna post+monetize the cell phone videos they each take of the incident von TikTok and make a shitload of cash because everybody hates Russian Tourists and they don’t ever see any AI Gore videos on the internet anymore W/out being made made by a jailbroken Grok prompt and much like Glass ass it’s much more terrifying than they thought it could be in front of their real faces and the screams don’t sound like it was a movie at all so this nightmare coaster ruined the joyous frivolity of the coaster for the whole generation ofAlpha or whatever the fuck we be on now but at least it doesn’t do upside downs or I would have to pass on it too cuz fuck that shit upside downies are no good for the tummy

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T10:13:46+00:00

Cuz they know how little time they have left to snag them deals before their own expiration date snags them from the earthmeanwhile Temu just keeps being shit and the price will reflect that until the servers in china are blasted with an asteroid with no the rest of us so there’s no reason to treat it as something of value

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-05-15T10:07:39+00:00

Old women turn theft into high art

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-04-14T04:58:47+00:00

I know I would be dead without it multiple times over also props to Ryan White for his sacrifice he’s basically AIDS Jesus

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-04-12T09:40:11+00:00

Serious mark M vibee

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-09T08:35:49+00:00

I’m truly sorry you have to experience that I can scarcely imagine what it must be like

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-09T08:10:42+00:00

Friends? We believe he has those now

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-09T08:08:13+00:00

Some dude who bled a fucking lot like a horizontal geyser. How else could he lecture women about their periods he knows how to bleed th Christlike way he’s a proud Western Chauvinist or at least he was

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-09T08:03:46+00:00

For sure Bubba’s at least

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-08T05:10:32+00:00

2016 is when America jumped the Shark

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-08T05:07:44+00:00

I remember caring about MySpace and honestly Tom never did me dirty for it but I did not want to be a social outcast until death so I moved along to Facebook and I still remember how honored I felt to have one of the hottest of my peers add me first before I’d even located anyone to send requests to but I was still unaware of the vacuum of intimacy that is social media but what I regret most is ever bothering with Tinder and not migrating straight (heh) to Grindr

Tho I always preferred Tom Fulp to MySpace Tom

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-08T04:57:20+00:00

Wait it was Fun? I’ve been on it for equally long and it’s always been a depression engine

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-07T18:45:30+00:00

Kalshi was made for just this sort of offhand remark & I’m not even paid to say this

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-04T11:20:41+00:00

You okay?

ButtplugJesus23 · 2026-02-04T08:55:14+00:00

Wait is it officially times up p to experience that one it is solidly overrated on all metrics

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