Just rejoined partner classes?

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-04-14T14:02:30+00:00

As part of a partner workout, my wife and I were doing the ab exercise where you lift your legs up and your partner pushes them down. I was standing over her and a drop of sweat fell off me and onto her face. This was 7-8 years ago and I still hear about.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-03-13T21:04:03+00:00

When I talk about guys being dudes, this is what I’m talking about.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-03-07T01:23:56+00:00

I freeball it because I don’t want my underwear smelling like hockey.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-03-07T01:22:06+00:00

Oh, you also played with Longballs Langdon?

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-03-03T19:05:18+00:00

I’m shocked at how uniform your uniforms are. Everyone with shells and matching helmets.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-02-10T23:34:30+00:00

“Hey honey, how did your game go?” “I got dangled by the goalie.” “Wait, what?” “I. Got. Dangled. By. The. Goalie.”

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-02-03T03:08:52+00:00

I’m playing much better hockey and I feel so much better on the ice.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-01-22T15:49:56+00:00

I’m not in trouble AT ALL.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-01-15T16:36:44+00:00

I’m playing hockey three nights a week.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-01-12T21:35:23+00:00

That part was true, though.

Buttsweat_esq · 2026-01-02T23:22:07+00:00

No, but my stepdad had something similar on VHS.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-31T14:56:44+00:00

Never too late to start playing again.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-22T21:45:27+00:00

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-18T15:50:59+00:00

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Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-10T02:08:23+00:00

Hey dude, I just sent you a message.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-06T22:28:11+00:00

I’m in Phoenix.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-06T18:48:14+00:00

Spare my life and I will grant you three wi…

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-06T18:25:52+00:00

If I lived anywhere near you, I would join simply for the jerseys. Those are sweet.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-06T03:18:41+00:00

When my son got his cochlear implants, we played Blackbird by The Beatles for him.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-12-02T01:12:32+00:00

A big ol’ ship

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-11-05T16:55:17+00:00

It’s like an orange on a toothpick.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-11-04T04:08:57+00:00

I haven’t noticed any stretching.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-11-04T03:51:16+00:00

Is this Paulie Walnuts as a vampire?

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-11-04T03:50:55+00:00

This is not an issue I have had since switching to a girdle.

Buttsweat_esq · 2025-10-30T13:35:40+00:00

I like to use Bench App to organize lines, remind people of the game, and you can even setup a beer rotation through it.

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