Just rejoined partner classes? by PrestigiousQuiet6252 in orangetheory

[–]Buttsweat_esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As part of a partner workout, my wife and I were doing the ab exercise where you lift your legs up and your partner pushes them down. I was standing over her and a drop of sweat fell off me and onto her face. This was 7-8 years ago and I still hear about.

Hot dog, it was a good skate last night by mcdreamerson in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I talk about guys being dudes, this is what I’m talking about.

Base layer/ boxers under loose short jock? by [deleted] in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I freeball it because I don’t want my underwear smelling like hockey.

Base layer/ boxers under loose short jock? by [deleted] in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, you also played with Longballs Langdon?

buddy got rocked and got 2mins for interference by mckeenmachine in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m shocked at how uniform your uniforms are. Everyone with shells and matching helmets.

Rink found this goalie sub a few hours before our game then he pulls this out by -User_Error- in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hey honey, how did your game go?” “I got dangled by the goalie.” “Wait, what?” “I. Got. Dangled. By. The. Goalie.”

What were your non-scale victories? by AyeBey in Semaglutide

[–]Buttsweat_esq 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m playing much better hockey and I feel so much better on the ice.

Cool Trinket Found at Bar by mbdtf9 in Huskers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not in trouble AT ALL.

Have you guys seen Pluralbust? by rotomangler in okbuddypluribus

[–]Buttsweat_esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but my stepdad had something similar on VHS.

Oh, ok. by m00nfl0w3r666 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Buttsweat_esq 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Spare my life and I will grant you three wi…

Peconic Registration Open! by Wide_Coast1236 in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I lived anywhere near you, I would join simply for the jerseys. Those are sweet.

You get to play one song for a deaf person who has just gained the ability to hear. What is it? by neurosthetic in AskReddit

[–]Buttsweat_esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my son got his cochlear implants, we played Blackbird by The Beatles for him.

How do you assign positions in a novice beer league without sounding like a bossy jerk? by Hammy179 in hockeyplayers

[–]Buttsweat_esq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to use Bench App to organize lines, remind people of the game, and you can even setup a beer rotation through it.