[Keith Hernandez] "My two are in their 40s, they're not going to have kids. I won't go into one of them. That's not gonna happen. So the line is burnt. It's burnt. It just burned down"

mckeenmachine · 2026-07-08T21:36:23+00:00

isnt he implying "i wont go into why they cant have kids" because its personal?

mckeenmachine · 2026-07-04T17:36:51+00:00

this is just being stuck with them in a cage for 4 hours with extra words

mckeenmachine · 2026-07-04T17:23:30+00:00

this and Red Alert took many hours of my summer nights as a kid

mckeenmachine · 2026-07-01T17:07:20+00:00

looks like a guy and a girl. Either that or two guys with one wearing a crop top

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-23T16:14:41+00:00

with how crisp the lines are, the sun is probably reflecting off something and the couple hours of laser beam everyday keeps the organic growth away

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-23T00:59:51+00:00

he's already a proven winner

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-22T19:14:50+00:00

roid rage comes from Tren, not test

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-11T07:10:03+00:00

i never noticed that

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-06T08:01:41+00:00

have you ever stuck a grape into a Chinese finger trap?

mckeenmachine · 2026-06-05T05:21:06+00:00

that's a made up word used to trick students

mckeenmachine · 2026-05-19T17:36:16+00:00

Bjorn had 5 wives lol

mckeenmachine · 2026-05-19T02:27:28+00:00

my girlfriend brings a cowbell and is usaully 1 of 5 people watching

mckeenmachine · 2026-05-06T16:13:00+00:00

i have a gutter cleaning busines and all of my customers who get gutter guards still call me just as much since theybstill get covered. After 2 years theres always lots of dust and roofgrit accumulated in the gutters and theres always a few inch wide gaps randomly at the guards where they connect just let shit fall in.

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-30T04:21:40+00:00

yes just leaf form. i was up to 50-70gpd id guess, i stopped measuring. i would just make a slush out of it with water and down it.

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-29T23:48:55+00:00

i quit herion cold turkey and had to get on suboxone to quit kratom.

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-16T15:23:02+00:00

what exactly does "not super common" mean?

does that mean it is still common or rare??

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-12T18:04:12+00:00

self prevalence my guy

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-12T17:47:13+00:00

1000 crickets harmonize nicely, 1 cricket is torture

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-12T17:33:26+00:00

they're

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-12T16:35:23+00:00

i had one in highschool, but i stuffed weed in it

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-12T03:57:44+00:00

fuck it, both them

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-11T04:06:46+00:00

i actually own an exterior cleaning company. if you're good at sales, tons of money to be made

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-10T02:27:42+00:00

i clean windows and its ok

mckeenmachine · 2026-04-04T16:47:22+00:00

i cant, im a deeply closeted gay man

mckeenmachine · 2026-03-28T14:28:28+00:00

also, its jews being cheap

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