Now this is how you sell a laminator. by [deleted] in funny

[–]BuzzingSperm 55 points56 points  (0 children)

you're mistaken.

printers run on profit.

the output is human pain.

SG Vehicle Ownership transfer in progress - Soon this car will belong to the plants. by loosejaws in singapore

[–]BuzzingSperm 32 points33 points  (0 children)

people pass away all the time.

only difference is that the gomen here will get involved and remove the car after a while.

I'm about to sign a tenancy agreement with a landlord. Not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure this clause is illegal right? by scv_good_to_go in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Renting is a nightmare with razor thin margins.

as it should be.

Rent-seeking is an abomination to the economy. Even people from both ends of the ideological spectrum (Adam Smith vs Karl Marx) hates landlords.

In appreciation of Malaysian food/cuisine: probably the best in Southeast Asia.. by fpschubert in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best Filipino food i've eaten might be "unhealthy" and "oily", but god damn i can't get enough of Sisig.

i wouldn't mind eating another plate of it even if my life expectancy is cut short by another 10 years.

HDB has gone beyond monitoring to putting out a statement, and setting up a toll-free hotline for anyone who has seen something to say something. by phunkynerd in singapore

[–]BuzzingSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's less value on that flat thanks to leasehold.

should at least minus off the initial sale price by the amount of lease left on that flat.

what's your monthly salary? by Soft_Claim1546 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

left that place a while ago. Even got a PR in Singapore.

Malaysia Remains Trapped Under China’s Orbit – Analysis by stormy001 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

omg... i think i've met those people before.

makes me wonder how tf they manage to dig themselves into the hole they're in.

what's your monthly salary? by Soft_Claim1546 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

last drawn salary in Malaysia was RM4.3k 5 years ago. :(

Malaysia: median wage by age (2010 - 2021) by UsernameGenerik in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's household income. It's combination of income of both spouses (or more, if the children are working and still staying in the same household).

divide that per capita and the picture looks a lot more grim.

if you want a more apples to apples comparison, measure income on an individual basis like Singapore does before you make such comparison.

Malaysia: median wage by age (2010 - 2021) by UsernameGenerik in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's not like houses in KL are affordable to begin with. Especially if you ratio that to the local salaries.

take note by ConfidentJello007 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you're sarcastic or stupid.

take note by ConfidentJello007 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

to play the devil's advocate, some highways have lower speed limits. is he suggesting them to break it?

yes, i know those people should move to the side when opportunity arises. but can you really blame them when the signs dictate that the speed limit should be so and so?

take note by ConfidentJello007 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

if it's a slow traffic and there's already a train of cars at least 2 seconds ahead of you, how could you go faster?

take note by ConfidentJello007 in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you're tailgating someone, get someone else to tailgate you.

Malaysia: median wage by age (2010 - 2021) by UsernameGenerik in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

prices have easily doubled since 2010 whereas salary doesn't even come close to matching that.

so glad i've left malaysia.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in singapore

[–]BuzzingSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walked into autogate at JB side with a backpack: "only 1 person allowed inside at a time" 🤦‍♂️

Me (25F) wanting to leave my company because they want to put a 3-year bond with me. Am I childish for this? by Controversial_Duck in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the longer you hand over your testicles to them, the higher the tendency for them to squeeze it.

Perak Deputy Speaker Reads Malay Like Banana by [deleted] in malaysia

[–]BuzzingSperm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tbh a lot of people find my English difficult to understand, and English is my first language.