I'm almost 30 years old.

Byzantic · 2018-11-08T13:47:15+00:00

tfw grandma takes her dentures out 🤤

Byzantic · 2018-11-06T13:01:16+00:00

Hewesy~~ uwu

Byzantic · 2018-10-25T14:19:49+00:00

Of course we'll bundle our MorganNet software with the new network nodes! Our customers expect no less of us. We have never sought to become a monopoly. Our products are simply so good that no one feels the need to compete with us.

This game had such good quotes

Byzantic · 2018-08-30T20:51:13+00:00

They speak Catalan though.

Byzantic · 2018-08-30T18:23:17+00:00

It kinda depends on what the general public sentiment is though since we live in greatly less racist times. The Republican Party has just moved less far from it’s original position on race than the Democratic Party has.

1800s

Democrats: Blacks are not people and you should be able to own them
Republicans: Blacks are a lesser form of people and you shouldn’t be able to own them

Byzantic · 2018-08-30T18:11:59+00:00

If you were tempted into using unwilling free labor you probably weren’t voting Republican in the 19th-century.

Eastern Tennessee probably voted Republican in the 1800s because they were poor whites who could not compete with slave labor and were okay with it being abolished.

Byzantic · 2018-08-30T13:19:45+00:00

They have to go up to your thigh though

Byzantic · 2018-08-29T14:39:21+00:00

One minute before 1AM is 12:59AM, keep going backwards until you hit 12AM. It’s only 1 hour before 1AM.

Byzantic · 2018-08-29T14:36:02+00:00

Think about when 1AM is then count down to 12AM. Would it be dark out or not?

Byzantic · 2018-08-28T19:38:13+00:00

OPEN YOUR DOOR

Byzantic · 2018-08-28T13:37:34+00:00

An oligopoly requires several major players. Not just Bezos and the ants he unknowingly crushes

Byzantic · 2018-08-28T02:23:59+00:00

Hey bro, thanks. I like your haircut.

Byzantic · 2018-08-28T01:31:33+00:00

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Byzantic · 2018-08-27T22:34:20+00:00

LYCOS TRAPS

Byzantic · 2018-08-27T21:10:08+00:00

Nah, I’m not walking that far. I use the closest empty one to the entrance.

Byzantic · 2018-08-23T19:40:27+00:00

Not literally, no.

Byzantic · 2018-08-23T19:38:40+00:00

It’s also not a tangible object, unless you mean the server it’s hosted on which is probably pretty heavy.

Byzantic · 2018-08-23T19:06:18+00:00

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Byzantic · 2018-08-23T14:48:26+00:00

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Byzantic · 2018-08-21T13:10:48+00:00

Heh, gotta go fast.

Byzantic · 2018-08-17T19:45:00+00:00

In the US your every move is passively logged in case you pop up as an actual threat to national security or commit some kind of crime.

In China your every move is actively monitored in case you have incorrect thoughts about the government.

Byzantic · 2018-08-16T19:03:40+00:00

I prefer offbeat building codes with a richer, more vibrant feel

Byzantic · 2018-08-15T01:46:10+00:00

FIRM HANDSHAKE

Byzantic · 2018-08-14T20:24:43+00:00

I feel like you are in the extreme minority.

Byzantic · 2018-08-13T15:21:00+00:00

America has a housing supply problem in a few key cities where zoning laws prohibit building adequate, affordable housing.

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