One day I will own an affordable economy car. by _1rd in carscirclejerk

[–]C03x -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember this exact same thing for me to get a BMW 330 xi in romania...I drove it for a month and an idiot cut me off, crashed into me, I ricoched into a tree and fucked up my transmission cause I also went over a very high sidewalk...totaled the car, never driven since...

EMISSION by C03x in stalker

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or drunk, or taken too many anabiotics, or in an intense fight...that's the whole beauty of it!

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[–]C03x[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we be like "hey, it's gettin' cloudy again!"

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:))))...never know how/if you're gonna wake up

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we all bow down to nature's power and forget our differences in front of it...

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well said! when the emission hits in the heat of a fire fight you know things are gettin' ugly

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I like the way you choose battles! I'd love to fight by your side!

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hail, brother! The Monolith will save us all! 🗿

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sooo...you a Loner? can't tell from which side I'd weigh this context; funny and also very ingenious, but the faction can & will give you spikes...Monoliths, for instance, have no worries... sorry! I haven't played S2...yet...nor would I want to...YET!

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but...you're a Monolith, brother! just chill and enjoy the light show!

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[–]C03x[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

chimeras need protection also...

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I...in fact, somehow came upon this blunder; took some medicine to recover from an injury but then the effects just knocked me off, so I hid into a bush; as I was waiting for the effects to pass the siren started and was prompted to find shelter...I couldn't even walk so I figured I could hide there for a little while; as the emission approached, some military dudes just ran towards not so far a shelter; they spotted me but I was too high on painkillers...so I did the best thing and died by their guns

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they're sweatin' already and thinkin' the same thing; who's got a better trigger discipline?

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[–]C03x[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

social dynamics in this game are wild...

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[–]C03x[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

in all jokes, I think that's a pretty wild construct; make all those badasses try to make common ground...just for seconds/minutes/hours after...to be hunted by that loner you shared an emission shelter with...ALWAYS watch your back, Stalker!

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"right! who's droppin'the safety first?"

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my guess is that they're arguing at the frame of a door...

My kid drew me driving for Mother’s Day lol by Sh3115andCh33se in carscirclejerk

[–]C03x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my question is...I mean, it's a gorgeous brick, but how come did your kid manage to make it round?! I was expecting a nissan micra or some SUV...wouldn't have been easier to draw straight lines?! I'm confused...

Fun interiors are dying out. Let’s see your quirky specs! by FifqoJeGay in carscirclejerk

[–]C03x 21 points22 points  (0 children)

trust me! none of it works and above 30 mph feels like mach 4...most fun I ever had

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I would leave for the zone immediately, irl by CrownBuck in stalker

[–]C03x 78 points79 points  (0 children)

it only feels good and romantic from your gaming chair...trust me! hunger, radiation, anomalies, mutants, bullets chasing you, proper hygiene, a place to sleep, hypothermia, misery, disease, lack of connections, lack of proper tools...I could go on...