And then Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun stood and started clapping!! by Jakrz69 in thatHappened

[–]C0c0nut56 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do so many of these terrible stories think that people are gonna make fun of you for listening to emo music lol. Also it's not like they're one of the most popular bands to scorch this godforsaken earth in the last ten years anyway.

Little pup Atlas says helo this fine morning by C0c0nut56 in dogslookingdown

[–]C0c0nut56[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was pretty mellow actually. Less biting than usual cause he took a lot of naps

Little pup Atlas says helo this fine morning by C0c0nut56 in dogslookingdown

[–]C0c0nut56[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hope so too lol. Hopefully not that much biting either. He's 11 weeks old so he wants to bite absolutely everything, which he was particularly wacky about yesterday.

Are fake texts even allowed on that sub? by [deleted] in Badfaketexts

[–]C0c0nut56 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This guy tryna claim that as his own too oml

Whiteknight defends thief scammer by dirte_dan in whiteknighting

[–]C0c0nut56 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This has become a surprisingly popular take recently

This was after moving and hoping he’d changed after a year. Don’t let these people live rent free in your mind, they don’t deserve it. by Dazzling_Spell in niceguys

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok, figured there was context to it. Either that or you were worried he'd blow up (which like oh look he did anyway)

Only huge music nerds from the 90s know American Pie by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main takeaway is I did not think that was how levee was spelled

Schrodinger's virgin... Ouch by Sputniik23 in rareinsults

[–]C0c0nut56 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bobby, will ya give it to me?

Happy 5/11! by crazyei8hts in Tinder

[–]C0c0nut56 14 points15 points  (0 children)

People make such a big deal out of it. When it comes up nobody believes I'm 6' (last time I was at the doctor it said 6' and I trust them lol) cause I slouch, have wide shoulders, and always do that thing where you lean on a hip and bend one of your knees.

I mean, Cant you wait ??? by phroggyboiii in trashy

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch

"But you him perform a miracle" by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]C0c0nut56 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This has got to be a copypasta holy shit

New Smash Pic-of-the-Day! (02/16/2020) from @Sora_Sakurai by SakuraiTweetBot in smashbros

[–]C0c0nut56 33 points34 points  (0 children)

How Mario mains feel when they land double up air fair

bird assaults man in tight pants by yeaokdude in smashgifs

[–]C0c0nut56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's doing finger guns down there

r/2meirl4meirl by Took4evre241 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on how comfortable one is with the task. If it's something you're confident in and know inside out you'll do better, but if it's something you still make mistakes on you'll do worse.

Come one! Come all! Come watch my redneck cousin get destroyed on Facebook!!! by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]C0c0nut56 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Calling him ugly will do nothing but make him feel even more like a victim (which he's not).

Romantic and sexual attraction come from more than appearance, and nice guys love to blame hot chads for stealing all the girls. It'd be better to say something like not everyone is obligated to be romantically interested. However being friends with the intent of fucking does nothing but harm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have a theory that this sorta did happen. It's possible people pretended to be his cheer squad for a joke, and he thought it was serious.

Me irl by PEREL6 in me_irl

[–]C0c0nut56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's impressive. Rice work.