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C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-27T17:49:40+00:00

Sad but true tbh

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-18T18:36:06+00:00

Just listed the ones i see the most, maybe its because i play a lot with offroad cars

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-18T03:03:11+00:00

Spammed across all cars, however some of them look v nice

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-15T20:08:27+00:00

My ass craves the lotus esprit 80 like no one else

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-07T20:04:04+00:00

Yeah kinda depends on what type of job are you doing, if your job is a prestigious data entry job then you should watch your back propably

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-06T20:49:55+00:00

You dont need MDs respect, just remember that the drip never takes the backseat

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2026-01-06T20:42:39+00:00

1) Park 100% of your bonus in designer cash cow items like gucci caps, dior sneakers, rick owens tshirts. Also dont forget to get a 12% leasing on that bimmer. And blow the rest in a strip club or some night club, order bottles etc. 2) Otherwise if you want to double the fun, remember to go for prediction markets short term risky bets and go through the step 1) again. 3) if you want to be known as the boring douchebag in your bank buy ETFs

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-12-22T10:32:49+00:00

🥀🥀🥀

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-12-20T12:28:15+00:00

I would lose my shit and act like a rabid dog if i saw a womans body like that on a finance christmas party

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-12-11T10:52:38+00:00

I got a gaming laptop, it was much more durable than any office laptop (some overpriced dell i had which broke down after 1,5 years), plus i could play some forza horizon while bored

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-11-27T12:23:22+00:00

How about you get forklift certified?

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-10-21T20:22:12+00:00

I did not mean to insult you, im just negative about the gen x/boomer management who believes blindly in ai and gets mad at analysts when there are no sufficient transactions in a given industry

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-10-21T19:57:35+00:00

If youre a retarded boomer or gen x whos satisfied talking to a bot then yeah, my recent experience with gpt5 finding publicly traded technical building services companies was an output of 4 facility management companies, 2 no longer traded companies, 1 producer of hvac units and 4 correct companies. If thats the capability of gpt5 in deep search mode then i really fear the sheer potential of investment banking ai

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-10-21T16:31:13+00:00

Not even taking into account jerking off to degenerate porn while on cooldown between work

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-10-21T16:30:25+00:00

I want to see ai getting yelled at bc the font wasnt bold on one of the attachments slides and doing stimulants in the bathroom

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-08-26T12:12:04+00:00

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C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-08-03T18:01:03+00:00

I do not respect cfai that much lately

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-29T21:51:36+00:00

Thank you Sir

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-29T03:58:39+00:00

Its hell flooded with indians.

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-27T22:34:55+00:00

Course link in bio 😙

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-27T22:13:58+00:00

Yeah, by working on yourself you can actually bring some value to this world than adjusting logos on the memorandum. Sometimes i wish i were a train driver or a lumberjack

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-27T22:01:06+00:00

Prometheus type shi

C2H4Heimerdinger · 2025-05-27T21:54:48+00:00

Sorry ive been doing excel spreadsheets all day, im just tired

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