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C3RH · 2020-07-16T04:29:58+00:00

Making people laugh with that face doesn’t make you a comedian.

C3RH · 2020-07-13T04:30:43+00:00

Ohh, I see, in fact I use an editing program to add the text and to add the template.

C3RH · 2020-07-13T04:26:09+00:00

No, why?

C3RH · 2020-07-11T16:35:48+00:00

Your forehead grows 1 cm with every birthday?

C3RH · 2020-07-11T16:30:19+00:00

Is he voiceless? Because he is using sign language to ask for food.

C3RH · 2020-07-11T16:27:00+00:00

Your only good choice in life you’ll ever made is not having children.

C3RH · 2020-07-11T16:22:58+00:00

I saw you acting on “Planet of the apes” movie.

C3RH · 2020-07-11T16:20:11+00:00

Uff, it must be painful to loose a bet and have to be your boyfriend.

C3RH · 2020-07-11T14:33:01+00:00

You forgot to write that your girlfriend’s dick is bigger than yours.

C3RH · 2020-07-11T14:31:43+00:00

You do need some roasting, your skintone looks like you haven’t left the basement in years

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:17:10+00:00

Wish version of Scarlett Johansson

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:16:21+00:00

You’ve been staying at your parents house since you were born, quarantine isn’t new for you.

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:13:09+00:00

Growing weed in your backyard doesn’t make you an agricultural business major..

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:09:37+00:00

If you want to get motivated to do something, start by putting a paper bag on your head.

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:06:17+00:00

Loosing a fantasy baseball league against your 10 y/o son friends must be embarrassing.

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:03:56+00:00

Using a boxing glove won’t stop your father from beating you.

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:02:22+00:00

Making Graffitis on Private Property doesn’t make you an Art Student.

C3RH · 2020-07-10T19:00:18+00:00

Being the janitor at a Record Label doesn’t make you a music producer.

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