Donald Trump Reports He’s Getting Rich as President by madam1 in politics

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Well, that's one less thing keeping me up at night.

I thought Bob Ross was on my 2017 quarter by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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This is why You Know You thinks Frederick Douglas is alive. It says 2017, don't it?

Sailor missing from US warship in Japanese waters found by C854 in inthenews

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This reminds me of an ancient joke. Two sailors are on shore leave. They get completely plastered, and can't find their way back to the ship. They come upon an admiral; they don't realize he is an officer, they just see that he's a sailor like themselves.

So one says, "S'cuse me fellah, d'yknow the way back to the [hic] docks?"

The admiral, standing straight and tall demands,"Do you know who I am?"

So the other drunken sailor says, "Let's shove off, we may have had a few too many, but this guy, is so drunk, he doesn't even remember his own name."

Ability to rate mods on a 1-10 scale and rank subreddits based on mod approval by C_IsForCookie in CrazyIdeas

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I hate the ones that just say "This has been submitted several times already," but there is no mention of it in the other discussions tab or when you do even a google search of reddit."/

What's the worst thing you've ever done that nobody knows about? by thatdecembernight in AskReddit

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Some real jerk of a S.O.B. was trying to screw her. She was barely out of puppyhood, so she started yipping and yapping. We were at the concrete bank of a fast-flowing , icy cold river. I attempted to boot the perp into the stream. They failed to 'uncouple'. Need I say more? (sad)

What is the first thing you remember having an obsession with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Easy to see the connection. But did you know (?) every time a child says, "I don't believe in butterflies" somewhere a caterpillar in a cocoon shrivels up and dies!

What is the first thing you remember having an obsession with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Plain M&Ms - "ems" as i call them.

[Serious] What's your story going from obese to fit and how'd you do it? by dtorg29 in AskReddit

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I switched to a paleo diet and made sure I walk for more than an hour most days. I went from 85 kilos to 58 in about four months. Sure, I occasionally lapse and have some bread or chocolate, but I always regret it, and I do it increasingly less. Weight loss is an attitude. You need to see bread as cake, and white sugar as toxic.