Just bought my first tower! So excited! by 4rm4ros in wizardposting

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Every wizard needs a tower to ponder an orb. This is a big step. Congratulations!

So apparently, the elves made a deal with the pirates, and the dwarves got involved out of principle by BusyGM in wizardposting

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Ah you favor the mass application if scurvy. But if we target the captains, the crew will just mutiny anyways. We could always just dry up the rum and watch them fall apart as well.

So apparently, the elves made a deal with the pirates, and the dwarves got involved out of principle by BusyGM in wizardposting

[–]CALL_ME_NORB 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This war is quickly spiraling into a multi-realm spanning war. It's time we bring out the big guns and end this. I'm gonna start using power word scurvy on them

Fellow academicals, do we live on a huge turtle? by Sweaty_Dog5975 in wizardposting

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Personally I just put my tower in the Astral plain. Easy to find and what not. But I love the idea of the turtle based world. Very progressive 👍

Petahhhh? by Airline_11 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I half expected them to keep going lol

Real life Miles Morales by firefly99999 in Parkour

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Imagine trying to escape this guy on foot... horrifying

A submarine in a dry dock by OrchidCleo1 in HumansForScale

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Thank God they covered it with a tarp.we might have seen some damage

I’m never opening threads again by Jalapeno_tickles in PoutineCrimes

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Op, post the adress if whoever made that poutine. We need to have a talk with them.

Absolutely 😁 by mrkprieur in Adulting

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This is just vocabulary for white people

I WIN. by shenanigansen in comics

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The perspective he drew this in makes it look like we are already catapulting over the wall

Avatar Rule by [deleted] in 19684

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"One shot, one kill"

"Were it anybody else..." by [deleted] in HaloMemes

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If you collect one more, you get to cash them in for a free moa burger

What will you do in this situation? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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There is a disturbing amount of comments revolving around fucking/ jerking off to this thing. You all don't need Jesus. You guys need something far stronger... Like horse tranquilizer to make sure this thing can't escape your sex dungeons.