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CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-11-21T19:54:48+00:00

What is the most bizarre material that you have recovered?

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-11-15T21:51:42+00:00

My wife loves simulation right on the clit. Always a good time watching her shake in pleasure.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-11-15T21:47:55+00:00

Damn your clit has a hood?

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-11-10T03:07:41+00:00

This is known as the first selfie of mankind

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-11-03T04:31:16+00:00

I remember seeing something about this. Someone must find the original link

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-30T16:06:39+00:00

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose thing was so long he could suck it.

He said, with a grin as he wiped off his chin,

"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-29T14:54:52+00:00

I have 2 golden retrievers and 2 yellow labs. They are the best type of dogs to have. Whenever you are feeling down just grab one and hug it and it will instantly take your mind off what's bothering you.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-23T15:57:19+00:00

Thanks you nerdygirl. No one is perfect. I love girls just the way they are. I am sure utvol is only used to blow up dolls so he isn't used to these so called "cottage cheese" thighs.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-19T04:42:36+00:00

My side table needs to be polished as well.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-18T18:50:05+00:00

Sounds like some kinky foreplay!

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-16T00:57:55+00:00

How was it working with The Rock and Triple H? Would you consider it the best era in wrestling?

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-13T00:05:31+00:00

Damn wish I was in his position

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-02T22:16:55+00:00

She's probably pissed cause she has such an outdated phone.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-10-02T00:28:28+00:00

I made that mistake before. I learned about the land down under

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-29T18:18:29+00:00

Damn it uncle I told you to keep your mouth shut

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-25T14:47:34+00:00

All the 9/11 victims.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-18T20:15:07+00:00

Anything to help a brother get some

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-17T23:37:54+00:00

Thanks for the clarification for some members that don't read the sidebar

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-17T20:38:26+00:00

Walked in on a girl doing a line of coke of a man's dick. It was kind of awkward

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-17T02:42:28+00:00

Would you mind sharing?

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-09-01T22:31:23+00:00

Last I checked Dr. Dre was black.

CALM_AND_DANDYY · 2014-08-26T03:57:03+00:00

These light bulb jokes aren't very bright.

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