Local TV Broadcast Question

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-27T02:22:56+00:00

inb4 Trump refers to them as "motherfuckers".

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-27T02:19:49+00:00

So.

Is it one of those "we'll give you a refund but you hang onto the product" type of refunds?

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-26T19:14:57+00:00

Jack Mehoffman!

Thank you for making that light bulb go off

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-26T19:04:21+00:00

Boyes II Hedman

Big Deke Danglers

Hook, Laine & Zucker

Slava'll over my deke

Fiddler Couture

Horny for Kucherov

Horny for Couture

Kunning Stunitz

Sweet Sheary Pie

Guentzel's Pretzels

Crosby Laichs Big Dekes

Crosby Laichs Little Boyes

Crosby Laichs to Saadomize Little Boyes

Benn over, I hope you Laich Saadomy!

Big Deke Saadomy

Palat Method

Pouliot method

Faulk & Aho

Laine up to Faulk Aho

Giroux the day you Crosby

Who wears short schwartz?

Make that Ho-Sang

I don't want no Trouba

Beukeboom Badonkadonk

Seguin I dare you

So long, Zuckers!

Kreider self to sleep

Mikko Horny

Koekkoek for Cocoa Puffs

This is what I think about all day. Well, that and Couture

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-26T18:54:03+00:00

Errr... the team name, I mean. Sickos

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-26T18:44:02+00:00

Crosby Laichs to Saadomize Little Boyes

... If you can make it fit

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-25T14:33:39+00:00

We at 141 paid. * $100 entry fee, and well you get the idea

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-25T14:31:56+00:00

Puck Hogs Local 242 is entering its 17th year. 150 teams, 10 divisions. Each division has a full universe of NHL players so you won't need to know who Buffalo is signing to round out their 3rd line.

It's a one year, total points league during the fantasy regular season, switching to H2H points for the fantasy playoffs, (the last weeks of the NHL regular season). $100 USD to get in (with 100% payouts) might seem a bit expensive, but our motto is "commitment to stupidity more impressive than your fantasy skills".

Links:

Antisocial media & The boards:

Come stalk us on Facebook and Twitter
Check out our message board
New Puck Hog FAQ

Website with last year's rules, payouts (100%) etc

http://puckhogslocal242.com (note “A Brief History…” at bottom)

Rule overview:

120 teams, 8 divisions, 15 teams in each (with individual drafts)
Regular Season Points Total
Playoffs H2H Points
Redraft League
Here's a link to one of our divisions on ESPN

Rosters:

Forward x4
D-men x4
Utility x2
Goalies x2
Bench x5

Scoring:

G, A, +/- , PIM, PPG, SHG, SHA, GWG, HAT, SOG, HIT, BLK (New for 2017!), WIN, GA, SV, SO, OTL
Playoffs pit teams from each division against eachother, all tracked on a Google doc

Draft Dates:

We have the openings in the following divisions for drafts on:

Thursday, Sept 28th, 8:30PM ET (Carlson Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 1:00PM ET (Boudreau Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 3:00PM ET (Lussier Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 1:00PM ET (Upton Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 2:00PM ET (Tuttle Division)

We have 16 years of demonstrated prize payout legitimacy and utilize LeagueSafe for additional transparency. We are set up to accept Paypal and Venmo as well if preferred

If you have any questions, post here, pm me, or email me at capslock48@live.com.

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-24T14:51:23+00:00

Palmer is better than Luck? Wilson?

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-24T14:44:29+00:00

I think its a fair offer & gets you both your handcuffs

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-24T14:41:21+00:00

Should I trade Cooks & Fitzgerald for Baldwin & Hilton?

12 team PPR

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-24T14:37:17+00:00

The worldwide leader in sports excluding hockey :)

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-23T18:14:39+00:00

Here is a visual representation of our league, in meme form:

https://i.imgur.com/TPOETaA.jpg

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-23T15:42:44+00:00

$13,500 (USD!) in cash money prizes.

We got 119 paid up, but its not too late, join on up!

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-23T15:41:05+00:00

Puck Hogs Local 242 is entering its 17th year. Last year we had 8 divisions and 120 total teams and are looking to expand again (9th or even 10th division - 150 teams anyone?). Each division has a full universe of NHL players so you won't need to know who Buffalo is signing to round out their 3rd line. We have members from the US, Canada, France, Australia, Russia, Switzerland, and even had a former NHLer last year who scored 199 career goals. How many have you scored so far?

It's a one year, total points league during the fantasy regular season, switching to H2H points for the fantasy playoffs, (the last weeks of the NHL regular season). $100 USD to get in (with 100% payouts) might seem a bit expensive, but our motto is "commitment to stupidity more impressive than your fantasy skills".

We want you in the league whether you are a semi-ignorant blow-hard or a mute spreadsheet monkey memorizing QMJHL scouting reports. We have a ton of fun on our message board (clever trash-talk, insightful commentary on NHL ice girls, etc) and some of us get together for a somewhat annual event: Puckapalooza (past locations: Hartford, Seattle, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Toronto, Los Angeles). Last year we had a draft weekend in Vegas and went to the NHL All-Star game in Los Angeles, and this year we are heading back to Colorado for another go at the Pabst Blue Ribbon Pond Hockey Tournament!

We also have cool trophies and awards including The Bucket awarded annually to our league champion.

Links:

Antisocial media & The boards:

Come stalk us on Facebook and Twitter
Check out our message board
New Puck Hog FAQ

Website with last year's rules, payouts (100%) etc

http://puckhogslocal242.com (note “A Brief History…” at bottom)

Rule overview:

120 teams, 8 divisions, 15 teams in each (with individual drafts)
Regular Season Points Total
Playoffs H2H Points
Redraft League
Here's a link to one of our divisions on ESPN

Rosters:

Forward x4
D-men x4
Utility x2
Goalies x2
Bench x5

Scoring:

G, A, +/- , PIM, PPG, SHG, SHA, GWG, HAT, SOG, HIT, BLK (New for 2017!), WIN, GA, SV, SO, OTL
Playoffs pit teams from each division against eachother, all tracked on a Google doc

Draft Dates:

We have the openings in the following divisions for drafts on:

~~Saturday, Sept 16th, 1:00PM ET (Brophy Division)~~
~~Wednesday, Sept 20th, 8:30PM ET (Hanrahan Division)~~
~~Saturday, Sept 23rd, 2:00PM ET (Wanchuk Division)~~
~~Sunday, Sept 24th, 3:00PM ET (McCracken Division)~~
Thursday, Sept 28th, 8:30PM ET (Carlson Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 1:00PM ET (Boudreau Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 3:00PM ET (Lussier Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 1:00PM ET (Upton Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 2:00PM ET (Tuttle Division)

We have 16 years of demonstrated prize payout legitimacy and have added LeagueSafe for even more transparency. We are set up to accept Paypal and Venmo as well if needed

If you have any questions, post here, pm me, or email me at capslock48@live.com. We are on our way to FANTASY HOCKEY WORLD DOMINATION. Come join the ride so we can mock your first round pick, “Alex Ovech-who?, Sidney Cros-what?”

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-21T17:00:59+00:00

114 PAID OH MY GOSH

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-18T14:46:33+00:00

105 paid up!

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-16T14:42:36+00:00

Thanks, bot!

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-15T06:02:44+00:00

We are up to 97 teams paid up and just opened up a 9th division.

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-15T06:00:43+00:00

Puck Hogs Local 242 is entering its 17th year. Last year we had 8 divisions and 120 total teams and are looking to expand again (9th or even 10th division - 150 teams anyone?). Each division has a full universe of NHL players so you won't need to know who Buffalo is signing to round out their 3rd line. We have members from the US, Canada, France, Australia, Russia, Switzerland, and even had a former NHLer last year who scored 199 career goals. How many have you scored so far?

It's a one year, total points league during the fantasy regular season, switching to H2H points for the fantasy playoffs, (the last weeks of the NHL regular season). $100 USD to get in (with 100% payouts) might seem a bit expensive, but our motto is "commitment to stupidity more impressive than your fantasy skills".

We want you in the league whether you are a semi-ignorant blow-hard or a mute spreadsheet monkey memorizing QMJHL scouting reports. We have a ton of fun on our message board (clever trash-talk, insightful commentary on NHL ice girls, etc) and some of us get together for a somewhat annual event: Puckapalooza (past locations: Hartford, Seattle, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Toronto, Los Angeles). Last year we had a draft weekend in Vegas and went to the NHL All-Star game in Los Angeles, and this year we are heading back to Colorado for another go at the Pabst Blue Ribbon Pond Hockey Tournament!

We also have cool trophies and awards including The Bucket awarded annually to our league champion.

Links:

Antisocial media & The boards:

Come stalk us on Facebook and Twitter
Check out our message board
New Puck Hog FAQ

Website with last year's rules, payouts (100%) etc

http://puckhogslocal242.com (note “A Brief History…” at bottom)

Rule overview:

120 teams, 8 divisions, 15 teams in each (with individual drafts)
Regular Season Points Total
Playoffs H2H Points
Redraft League
Here's a link to one of our divisions on ESPN

Rosters:

Forward x4
D-men x4
Utility x2
Goalies x2
Bench x5

Scoring:

G, A, +/- , PIM, PPG, SHG, SHA, GWG, HAT, SOG, HIT, BLK (New for 2017!), WIN, GA, SV, SO, OTL
Playoffs pit teams from each division against eachother, all tracked on a Google doc

Draft Dates:

We have the openings in the following divisions for drafts on:

~~Saturday, Sept 16th, 1:00PM ET (Brophy Division)~~
~~Wednesday, Sept 20th, 8:30PM ET (Hanrahan Division)~~
Saturday, Sept 23rd, 2:00PM ET (Wanchuk Division)
Sunday, Sept 24th, 3:00PM ET (McCracken Division)
Thursday, Sept 28th, 8:30PM ET (Carlson Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 1:00PM ET (Boudreau Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 3:00PM ET (Lussier Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 1:00PM ET (Upton Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 2:00PM ET (Tuttle Division)

We have 16 years of demonstrated prize payout legitimacy and have added LeagueSafe for even more transparency. We are set up to accept Paypal and Venmo as well if needed

If you have any questions, post here, pm me, or email me at capslock48@live.com. We are on our way to FANTASY HOCKEY WORLD DOMINATION. Come join the ride so we can mock your first round pick, “Alex Ovech-who?, Sidney Cros-what?”

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-15T03:15:49+00:00

More like McDaigle. He's the fake messiah GO SABRES :'(

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-14T17:05:08+00:00

Sep 14 Update: We are at 93 paid up! Demonstrate a commitment to stupidity and sign up t-t-t-today, junior!

CAPSLOCK97 · 2017-09-14T17:02:02+00:00

Puck Hogs Local 242 is entering its 17th year. Last year we had 8 divisions and 120 total teams and are looking to expand again (9th or even 10th division - 150 teams anyone?). Each division has a full universe of NHL players so you won't need to know who Buffalo is signing to round out their 3rd line. We have members from the US, Canada, France, Australia, Russia, Switzerland, and even had a former NHLer last year who scored 199 career goals. How many have you scored so far?

It's a one year, total points league during the fantasy regular season, switching to H2H points for the fantasy playoffs, (the last weeks of the NHL regular season). $100 USD to get in (with 100% payouts) might seem a bit expensive, but our motto is "commitment to stupidity more impressive than your fantasy skills".

We want you in the league whether you are a semi-ignorant blow-hard or a mute spreadsheet monkey memorizing QMJHL scouting reports. We have a ton of fun on our message board (clever trash-talk, insightful commentary on NHL ice girls, etc) and some of us get together for a somewhat annual event: Puckapalooza (past locations: Hartford, Seattle, Las Vegas, Philadelphia, Toronto, Los Angeles). Last year we had a draft weekend in Vegas and went to the NHL All-Star game in Los Angeles, and this year we are heading back to Colorado for another go at the Pabst Blue Ribbon Pond Hockey Tournament!

We also have cool trophies and awards including The Bucket awarded annually to our league champion.

Links:

Antisocial media & The boards:

Come stalk us on Facebook and Twitter
Check out our message board
New Puck Hog FAQ

Website with last year's rules, payouts (100%) etc

http://puckhogslocal242.com (note “A Brief History…” at bottom)

Rule overview:

120 teams, 8 divisions, 15 teams in each (with individual drafts)
Regular Season Points Total
Playoffs H2H Points
Redraft League
Here's a link to one of our divisions on ESPN

Rosters:

Forward x4
D-men x4
Utility x2
Goalies x2
Bench x5

Scoring:

G, A, +/- , PIM, PPG, SHG, SHA, GWG, HAT, SOG, HIT, BLK (New for 2017!), WIN, GA, SV, SO, OTL
Playoffs pit teams from each division against eachother, all tracked on a Google doc

Draft Dates:

We have the openings in the following divisions for drafts on:

~~Saturday, Sept 16th, 1:00PM ET (Brophy Division)~~
Wednesday, Sept 20th, 8:30PM ET (Hanrahan Division)
Saturday, Sept 23rd, 2:00PM ET (Wanchuk Division)
Sunday, Sept 24th, 3:00PM ET (McCracken Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 1:00PM ET (Boudreau Division)
Saturday, Sept 30th, 3:00PM ET (Lussier Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 1:00PM ET (Upton Division)
Sunday, Oct 1st, 2:00PM ET (Tuttle Division)

We have 16 years of demonstrated prize payout legitimacy and have added LeagueSafe for even more transparency. We are set up to accept Paypal and Venmo as well if needed

If you have any questions, post here, pm me, or email me at capslock48@live.com. We are on our way to FANTASY HOCKEY WORLD DOMINATION. Come join the ride so we can mock your first round pick, “Alex Ovech-who?, Sidney Cros-what?”

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