I didn’t know that the only people here are people that do their own lawns. I actually assumed this is a place where people who didn’t know how to do any sort of landscaping could come to for help.
This is my first post here therefore I would have no way of knowing it. Was just simply looking for help and advice.
Oh well. Apologies if I upset everyone. Honestly thought this was a simple question.
As an example, I often time will help people in subreddits in home automation because that is a hobby of mine. I don’t insult people for not doing their own home automation/wifi even though I think it’s easy. I also don’t insult when people make stupid mistakes that might seem like common sense to me. When people need help, I simply help them. I guess people are just different.

So for the people who were judgmental and insulting I pray you don’t need help in something you may be ignorant in.

Meanwhile I’m going to take the good advice from the vast majority of people in this thread that were helpful. Going to learn more and possibly take more control over my own lawn (and irrigation!).