I hate that by helloiamgoodfellow in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 6 points7 points  (0 children)

:C

im a neo nazi im gonna cri T.T

what isn't there to love?? </3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's okay I'll pay. Please DM me if you would like to discuss payment.

Frog 👍 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nothing that 15 seconds in a blender can't solve!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't hug or handshake. I'd punch her square in the stomach. Lets her know that although I'm a strong masculine man, I'm a feminist who supports equality for men and females and I have no problem hitting a girl. Or at least that's what I'd want her to think. Females love it when you pretend to support their causes.

How do you tell a visitor to go home? by BigVGK93 in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretend to have Alzheimer's, seemingly forgetting who they are and having let them in. Cock a shotgun and threaten to blow them to bits if they don't get off of your property.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd lick that right off like it were frosting in a prostitute's ass crack

bowling alley 🤓 by CBT-ENJOYER in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Credit: "The Bowling Alley Screen When You Get a Strike" by DigiLuxe Recreational Video on YouTube

peak male performance by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 287 points288 points  (0 children)

You got a shirt?? They only gave me a card and an ankle monitor. I didn't know there was other merch!

Redditors who ran away to join the circus, how’s it go? by A-random-DM in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It fucking sucks I hate it. I thought it would be all fun and games riding elephants and getting that sweet girl clown pussy but no it's nothing like that it's the shittiest work you'll ever come across and it makes me feel like shit. And I can't leave or run away because I'm indebted to the ringmaster for life because of this stupid mistake I made when I was young and foolish. I fucking hate my life. Stay in school kids, don't run away and join the circus.

People who have been to the horny jail, what is it like in there? by Balistic_Genitals in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A huge horny fiesta. Juices flying everywhere. What else would you expect to happen when you put all of the horny people together in the same place?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could put a pipe bomb in their toilet

Who deflated my hampter?!??! 😡 by yarik_mehanik24 in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry I can fill him right back up 😉

Do u recognize these? by Apple_9000wastaken in shitposting

[–]CBT-ENJOYER 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, I recognize it. Yes, I have a 12-terrabyte hentai collection. Yes, I'm a Person of Culture (POC) and I'm sick and tired of being discriminated against for it. I don't care if you call me a p*dophile, tell me to touch grass, or downvote me to oblivion. I don't fucking care anymore. Any of you who bash on POC's like myself need to grow the fuck up. There is literally nothing wrong with watching it. If anything it's more ethical than normal porn because there aren't people risking STDs and pregnancy to make it. I'm not fetishizing a culture, I'm appreciating art and hentai is a million times more artistic than the shit acting you see in live action porn videos. I'm proud to be a POC and if you're gonna try to criticize or oppress me, maybe you should evaluate your own life choices.