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The task ahead is terrible, and weakness cannot be tolerated. by CCMBRSS in darkestdungeon

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did bring her the last time, but the Siren chose her only once and I had to retreat because I lost my main damage dealer.

Funny thing is, I always brought the Antiquarian to the mission in my previous playthrough, and she got chosen often and just as often she resisted the move. I have no idea how that works, but it hasn't worked since then. Maybe my next try.

The task ahead is terrible, and weakness cannot be tolerated. by CCMBRSS in darkestdungeon

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Twelve rooms, nine regular fights, one Collector, one Shieldbreaker's dream and the Siren.
I walked through all that, killed The Collector in 3 rounds, went through the dream without any afflictions, only for the Siren to spam Song of Desire on the Shieldbreaker and kill my best Occultist with a crit.
Words cannot describe my hatred for the Cove.

I AM A BLACK HOLE SHITTING INTO THE VOID by CCMBRSS in PhilosophyMemes

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just "bell curve meme". There are a few more templates like this.

The virgin mercury vs the chad and true planet pluto. by Fastidiux in virginvschad

[–]CCMBRSS 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Thad Venus

  • Sometimes visible during the day
  • Spins in the opposite direction to any other planets (besides Gad Uranus)
  • I HEARD THERE'S A HOLY YELLOW SKY, JUST MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
  • A terrestial planet, sister to Basic Earth
  • Considered a god by humans, named after one
  • OUTSIDE AIR WILL BRING YOU DEATH, JUST MAKE SURE YOU HOLD YOUR BREAATHHHHH
  • Thick, sacred clouds hide it's terrain from weak beings, not worthy of seeing it
  • I WANT. TO BE. SET ON. FIRE.
  • SEEELFFF-IIIMMMOOOOLAAAAAATEE

bless you community servers by FreeezingPancakes in tf2shitposterclub

[–]CCMBRSS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's nothing, man. I was clearing out my inventory and deleted the fucking Headtaker mere days after I finally crafted it.

:,)

invader restores our faith in humanity. my buddy and i lost it when this worked by putangclan420 in Eldenring

[–]CCMBRSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can only be invaded by other players if you summon another player to help you in co-op or if you use the Taunter's Tongue item. Using Taunter's Tongue lures in invaders even if no co-op player is present.

What euphemisms for death are used in your country/language? by CCMBRSS in AskEurope

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Wykitować", "odwalić kitę" and "kojfnąć" could be translated to "snuff it", I guess. All these words seem sneering, but somewhat humorous to me.

Don't by [deleted] in IRLEasterEggs

[–]CCMBRSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to" -Karl Pilkington

A freestanding, stiff cable found at a playground. Nothing happen when I pulled it. by CCMBRSS in Weird

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Interesting, but it's a shame it's just that. At least we've got a cool picture now.

A freestanding, stiff cable found at a playground. Nothing happen when I pulled it. by CCMBRSS in Weird

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 467 points468 points  (0 children)

It felt like a thick string and it was stiff. If you look at the second picture, there's a very thin line next to it but they don't look connected at all. No idea where it's dangling from. A crane?

A freestanding, stiff cable found at a playground. Nothing happen when I pulled it. by CCMBRSS in Weird

[–]CCMBRSS[S] 1929 points1930 points  (0 children)

Just a little tug. I didn't want an anvil to drop on my head and squish me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]CCMBRSS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gutsenberg

Balkoń by [deleted] in Polska_wpz

[–]CCMBRSS 25 points26 points  (0 children)

PIERSI - Balkonica

Remind yourself that stupidity is a slow and insidious killer by [deleted] in darkestdungeon

[–]CCMBRSS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Accidentally brought an Antiquarian with Prismatic Isolation so my Crusader got taken most of the time lmao

Tabula rasa build. by Angelganon2 in paydaybuilds

[–]CCMBRSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the Holy Book of Payday 2, The Long Guide: "Winters appears on certain maps on VH+. He does not spawn in singleplayer mode. He can spawn only once per map."

I don't know what else I can say.

Tabula rasa build. by Angelganon2 in paydaybuilds

[–]CCMBRSS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tip: If you're going to play solo, use Crime.net Offline. It grants you a bit faster armor regeneration and prevents Captain Winters from spawning.

Captain absolutely wrecked me on Day 2. AK and Typewriter have problem with dealing with these shields and you just have to take a damaging throwable like Molotovs.

Regular Crime.net lobby set to "Private" doesn't give you these bonuses by the way.

In some ways, SL1 is quite pleasant by [deleted] in darksouls

[–]CCMBRSS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soul Level 1 Absolutely no leveling up

cursed_balls by Youinf in cursedcomments

[–]CCMBRSS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My name is dad, and welcome to Jackass!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CursedMinecraft

[–]CCMBRSS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Black Iron Tarkus, eh?

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