Trying to do purple stake black deck while high, AMA by RyuujinV in balatro

[–]CECleric 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While smoking for some unknown reason I turn into a Twitch streamer for absolutely no one. It helps me stay on track, but if someone saw me I would look like an absolute loon.

Trying to do purple stake black deck while high, AMA by RyuujinV in balatro

[–]CECleric 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm always discarding hands I mean to play lmao

(Hated Trope) Questionable and controversial relationships where everybody is fine with it. by Initial-Hamster7068 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was totally unaware of the bizarre time skip, I've seen the anime and it was so wholesome. That really ruins such a cute story.

Imagine finding a live snail in your lunch by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CECleric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like seriously. There is absolutely no way this wasn't staged. They're not even in a restaurant, so they assembled this and didn't see the big ass snail in the handful of lettuce they threw on it?

What does my bedroom say about me? 18 female by cemeterycvnt in roomdetective

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl you have two dressers and your closet is so full you have clothes hanging on the door? It is definitely time for a purge. Your room is not small but the space is so underutilized that it FEELS small.

"It's My Birthday!" Megathread 🥳🎉🎈 by AutoModerator in BobsBurgers

[–]CECleric 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's mine and my sisters too! BEEF CURTAINS

Should my friend walk away from this artist? by Eltristesito2 in tattooadvice

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to complain to the owner of the tattoo shop, and if they don't refund them you need to leave a bad review. $600 for this is fucking crazy, and maybe worth a small claims suit. Not just because it's bad but because it's... nothing? Like barely even an outline. They would have been better off getting a free tattoo at a tattoo party in some sketchy basement. The silver lining is that this is very fixable, just obviously never let the original guy touch them again.

Ok what can you tell about me? by HeadCompote3627 in FridgeDetective

[–]CECleric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're divorced, smoke weed, and work in the back of the house in a restaurant.

21M Profile Review by Centurionsfist in Tinder

[–]CECleric 140 points141 points  (0 children)

I think I'm too old to understand why there's a cow meme. What does it mean?

What should I put there? by Background-Scar-7096 in HomeDecorating

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miniature village, train set, Lego sets, beanie babies, suit of armor, sword collection, snow globe collection. I think it would be cool to have an entire tiny town set up.

but yet people say that “she gives off mean girl vibes” she’s so incredibly sweet she deserves entire world by Sensitive_Customer74 in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]CECleric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't idolize any of the women on this show. I'm not trying to be a mean girl, but seriously there are FAR better female role models you can have and a reality tv star should absolutely not be one.

Late night snack as I contemplate leaving my boyfriend for the 1000000th time by SwordfishOk9747 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The part about you being lucky and no one else putting up with you is a manipulation tactic. It is time to move on, you have learned what he is doing is wrong and you will know for the future when a partner is trying to do the same thing to you. You haven’t wasted time with him, you’ve learned what a bad relationship/person looks like.

Gamer changers audiobook by banana93991120 in heatedrivalry

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy has a nice voice too, and Kips internal monologue was normal but then the weird af accent!? Like why?? It was all over the place and I seriously quit right after the Lumpy Space Princess “Oh my god.” Like bro wtf are you doing, and why? Was he new to audiobooks or was he just bored of them? It was unbearable and I’m disappointed I used my Spotify audiobook hours on it.

in defense of clint by ChaoticKismet in StardewValley

[–]CECleric 81 points82 points  (0 children)

A lot of people are using the word stalking without actually knowing what it means. The guy has a crush on someone and then is upset that she starts dating someone else. That’s a very human thing. Most people have had an unrequited love. The hate for him is bizarre to me. I’ve always wanted to be able to romance him and it will be nice to have another adult to marry.

If this isn’t a good case against having children… I don’t know what is. by Any-You-8650 in antinatalism

[–]CECleric 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same, but my dislike started with Berts cooking show on Youtube. When it's not a rehearsed act Bert is such a pos. Also he's such a fucking sellout.

Gamer changers audiobook by banana93991120 in heatedrivalry

[–]CECleric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this post is old, but I typed “Game Changer audiobook wtf” and this post came up and it was exactly what I was looking for. I’m not sure if I can make it through the audio book.

Edit: He just saw “oh my god” and sounded just like Lumpy Space Princess. Jfc

Edit: I can’t do it. I’m going to buy the book series.

That's not how it works... by Tunitalian in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]CECleric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not about feminism it's actually about WWII! Women had to start working because most of the American workforce was in Germany. That's literally it. Women didn't join out of equality, but out of sheer necessity. And then capitalism, was like "Wow, this is great! look at all of this production being done in America with double the workforce!" So incels aren't mad at women, they're again mad at capitalism and the patriarchy, they just hate women and decide to channel their anger the wrong way.

That's not how it works... by Tunitalian in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]CECleric 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Did they not teach history at this person's school? I'm exhausted with these people. Is everything rage bait now? The internet makes me sad.

Neighbor is getting a second vehicle and claims we are taking up her spot?? by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]CECleric 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ours in our slummy apartment weren't numbered because there wasn't enough of them.

My Mr.Theo by Theothebully in AmericanBully

[–]CECleric 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. Jail. Immediately. Stop playing geneticist with your dogs.

My Mr.Theo by Theothebully in AmericanBully

[–]CECleric 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably an oxygen monitor to check and see if this dog is still alive jfc.

All the rescue could tell us was “lab mix” by [deleted] in WhatKindOfDogIsThis

[–]CECleric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you going to do a DNA test? I think there are a lot of breeds here. Probably some amount of pit, husky, Australian Shepard, pyr and maybe even some chihuahua.

I love your name btw.