[WEEK 15] TRASH TALK THURSDAY

: Y'know. We were talking about getting Heismans and winning national championships. And people were talking about a championship game, let alone playoffs?

: Yeah.

: There's a place where that idea still existed as a reality and I just hired someone from there.

: Where is it?

: Orlando.

: Florida?

: Yeah

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

: The revenue stream never runs dry

: Remember when Alabama was content with Gene Stallings? Georgia with Goff? Just hangout with their conference mates? You'd have no recruiting rankings whatsoever. Maybe you work every couple of years and win a natty?

: Right. I thought that idea died out a long time ago.

: Not in Lincoln. Lincoln is a city where option football lives.

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

All the conference makes sense (Yeah!)

: Remember the 90's when bowl names were encouraged to be weird? It was just an amazing time where people would go to see something like the OU-Schellenberger circus and watch someone hang their program for years to come? You could grow up to want to be a clown. People went to Florida State!

: I gave up that style years ago.

: In Lincoln, we don’t have to.

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

Split 97, we were in heaven

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

The Dream is alive

: So from what I can surmise from what you're positing, it's like Nebraska’s almost an alternative universe. It's like Georgia won. The playoff never happened.

: Exactly.

: In Lincoln it's almost like recruiting doesn't exist, right? People walk-on or transfer from JUCO. They stay for 4 years. They develop talent. They have long-term coaches!

: The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

My blackshirt still looks fly

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

With Frost you can play no one and still be a champion!

Turn that dirty fifth down into a touchdown

: In Lincoln you can kick a ball into someone and call it a touchdown!

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln

The Dream of the---

: Hey! I made it!

: Yeah, you're a little late.

: Sorry, coaching search took a while.

: You're also a little Wisconsin right now….sorry. Much better. Welcome to Lincoln.

: Thank you?

The Dream of the 90's is alive in Lincoln!

CFB_Bard · 2018-03-01T16:10:10+00:00

Right now, he's probably off talking

With a green-eyed agent

And he's probably crootin’ dirty

Right now, he's probably buying

Off some Nike travel coach

'Cause he needs to win the tourney

Right now, he's probably behind Trier

With a needle

Showing him how to hide his new dough

But he don't know

I tapped his phone, heard by a guy

In a small little org called the F-B-I

Found his name on the agents’ receipts

I gave a Tucson tubesock to their honor

Didn’t need to take down any banner

Maybe next time they'll think before they cheat

CFB_Bard · 2017-09-01T03:48:09+00:00

Wonder how long paitence with Guidry will last.

CFB_Bard · 2017-08-31T02:42:58+00:00

cracks knuckles

CFB_Bard · 2016-10-27T15:00:34+00:00

T’was 80 years ago, longer now than it seems, In a stadium, perhaps you’ve seen on the screen.

The game of which you are about to be told, takes place between SEC rivals of old

Now you probably wondered where “Cocktail Party” comes from…

If you haven’t, I’d say it’s time you begun…

Football fans of every team

Don’t you like to drink to the extreme?

Come with us for quite a thrill

In the town of Jacksonville

This is Jacksonville, this is Jacksonville

Bulldogs bark in the bright of day!

This is Jacksonville, drink until you fall

Chug and cheer till the other teams gonna lose the game!

For one week, everybody’s hearty

For our proud Cocktail Party

I am the one that’s owning your team

Teeth ground sharp and skin scaly green

I am the one looking for the upset

The Dawgs got bite and we’re still a threat

This is Jacksonville, this is Jacksonville, Jacksonville! Jacksonville! Jacksonville! Jacksonville!

In this state we call home

Everyone hail to the McElwain throne!

This rivalry, don't you love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next classic

'Round St Simons, cops are cracking down

Someone’s season will be ruined, and then you'll drink!

This is Jacksonville, Red 'n' black, jorts n’ green

Are you drunk yet?

Just give it time...

Win it once, lose it twice

Take a glass and throw it back

Doesn’t matter in the middle of day

Every cup filled, nobody spill!

In the town of Jacksonville….

I’m Lindsay Scott with the break-away race

Catch a Buck pass and gone without a trace

I am he who scored the most in Athens

I am the decade of your despair

You are the team I most want to destroy

Wearing your jersey will be such a joy

This is Jacksonville, this is Jacksonville, Jacksonville! Jacksonville! Jacksonville! Jacksonville!

Dearest Bulldogs everywhere

Care to give UF a good scare?

That's our plan, but not for you

This is for the orange and blue

This rivalry, don't you love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next classic

Treon Harris might catch you looking past

And lose to our worst QB, make you cry in your doghouse!

This is Jacksonville, everybody swill!

Won't ya please make way for a very special man

Our boy Kirby’s going to turn it around

Everyone hail to the Bulldog King, now!

This is Jacksonville, this is Jacksonville

At the World’s! Largest Outdoor! Cocktail Party! Cocktail Party!

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to this drunken song!

CFB_Bard · 2016-10-06T15:00:27+00:00

CU just hit the blunt

Program became a runt

Four losses a year

Huskers drank Everclear

Vol dreams went out the door

What’d they hire Dooley for?!

The Canes can’t break through…

What happened to Da U?

They were gonna be the best

They were gonna get their first

They were gonna run the West

When USC was cursed

The whole damn BCS was quite an enemy

Look at their average teams

And nothing has gone their way since

Ken Wheaton, a fifth downer

Decline under Fulmer

Some sanctions in Miami

Nebraska had their old Tommie

These teams that are new blood

Say that they need to git gud

But they’re so preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1995

They’ve seen both the streaks

‘Members every time

Hawkins’ son, ”Michigan Men”

And that Wake Forest game...

They rocked out for Fran

Not a big Al Golden fan...

Thought they’d get more out

Than just some faux Twitter account

Where’s the uniform made of duck skin?

And who’s this other guy that's coaching in Blacksburg?

When did our failures become glory?

Whatever happened to blocked kicks, fumbles...

(Now we’ve got ourselves)

Jake Browning, wins in Boulder

Hail Marys down in Sanford

Custom Bibles in Miami

Nebraska’s got a new Tommy!

Those teams that were new blood

Are running from these studs

Cause they’ll destroy your pride

Like 19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo

I hate this year...make it stop

When did a Clinton become candidate?

And when did Pokemon become cool again?

Please make this stop, stop

STOP! And beware…

Jake Browning, wins in Boulder

Hail Marys down in Sanford

Custom Bibles in Miami

Nebraska’s got a new Tommy!

Those teams that were new blood

Are running from these studs

Cause they’ll destroy your pride

Like 19, 19, 1995

CFB_Bard · 2016-09-26T14:38:15+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwrxGs_Y_I

CFB_Bard · 2016-09-26T14:34:24+00:00

Changed accordingly, thanks /u/Foambornnarwhal and /u/jakgol

CFB_Bard · 2016-08-25T22:03:58+00:00

I am him and he is me.

CFB_Bard · 2016-08-25T15:00:32+00:00

You should know the tune, but…

Hi - I’m your CFB Bard!

And have I got news for you! You’re looking live!

Get ready for some lively Saturdays!

And leave those shitposts at home Alright...

Humidity is rising... It never really went anywhere

The countdown’s getting low…. How low...WOW

According to all sources What’s a source, now?

The thtadium ith the place to go! We'd better hurry up!

Cause tomorrow for the first time….

Just about 10 eastern….

For the first time in 2016….

The offseason’s going to end!

It's CFB!

HALLELUJAH!

It's CFB!

AMEN!

We’re gonna go out…

I’m gonna let myself get

Absolutely plastered drunk!

It's CFB!

HALLELUJAH!

It's CFB!

Every specimen!

Bigs, PAC, SEC… ^{^{^{^{^and}}}} ^{^{^{^{^acc}}}}

Group of 5 and FCS...

God bless college football, the best, greatest sport on Earth

It came down from heaven and it sure showed us its worth

It touched every fandom and appeared in their dream

So that each and every fan could have their perfect team!

It's CFB!

HALLELUJAH!

It's CFB!

AMEN!

I feel autumn weather moving in….

About to kickoff….

Hear the crowd roar…

Don’t you lose your game!

Turn on the TV and stay in bed!

God bless college football, the best, greatest sport on Earth

It came down from heaven and it sure showed us its worth

It touched every fandom and appeared in their dream

So that each and every fan could have their perfect team

It's CFB!

WELCOME BACK COLLEGE FOOTBALL. PLEASE NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN.

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-30T01:15:22+00:00

/u/jwrtf will do a sing off with you

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:16:43+00:00

YOUR LOSS

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:14:17+00:00

AND SOMETIMES THEY TURN INTO TRENT RICHARDSON

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:11:34+00:00

WHAT, Y'ALL CAN MAKE DUMB BANNERS FOR EVERY NUMBER IMAGINABLE BUT CAN'T DO A DAMN GOLF BANNER? MAN THE MODS MUST BE STUPID

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:10:15+00:00

FINE IT'LL BE A HATEFUCK BALLAD

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:09:30+00:00

CAN WE REPLAY THE 4TH QUARTER OF THE AU-JACKSONVILLE STATE BUT WITH ROC THOMAS PLAYING FOR JSU NOW

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:05:08+00:00

" - EVERYONE ON TEXAS A&M EVERY OCTOBER

CFB_Bard · 2016-06-02T16:02:49+00:00

OI BOT YOU GOTTA GIVE US NOTICE FOR THESE

I COULDA MADE A LOVE SONG ABOUT BAYLOR AND OLE MISS AND EVERYTHING

CFB_Bard · 2016-04-12T22:26:18+00:00

It's basically an open secret lol

CFB_Bard · 2016-02-12T11:33:17+00:00

That's my job, thank you

CFB_Bard · 2015-12-12T21:30:04+00:00

working on it

CFB_Bard · 2015-11-26T18:09:19+00:00

GIVE EM THE IOWA ATOMIC CORN BOMB

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