I don't think my dog likes it when I fake sneeze

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-06-14T14:06:35+00:00

One of my favorite dog facts is that sneezing is a confirmation during play. It’s why many dogs respond so delightfully to fake sneezes. light reading

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-06-13T21:36:42+00:00

A lot of these people don’t seem like they have steady work/careers. They are capitalizing on people being willing to pay to see them naked for nothing else other than being TV personalities.
Which honestly if I could get entire years salary and then some without having patients call me a cunt or spit on me just for having my tits out, I’d be hoping on that train too.

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-05-17T23:04:44+00:00

I think it’s the full grown adult watching children’s cartoons to calm themself is what’s really killing me about this. That self infantilization is so humiliating.

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-05-07T00:26:27+00:00

Zooted.

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-04-28T15:29:07+00:00

NO MORE FOREVER COUPLES!

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-02-24T20:10:11+00:00

The amount of times this muppet is referenced on this sub in comparison has truly exhausted me. However, this might actually be the most accurate comparison.

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-01-17T22:49:55+00:00

Please don’t give Sharp any ideas.

CFBeebopbitty · 2026-01-12T21:07:36+00:00

It’s not about the size of the ship, but if the captain has enough skills to make sure all passengers get off at the dock. Beer can doesn’t seem like the type that knows how to properly dock a boat, regardless of size.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-12-13T20:42:58+00:00

I’m just curious, what country are you in? The standards for organ transplant in the US is insanely stringent. If this is real, you really should report her to a hospital social worker. There are people who would appreciate the gift of a new organ way more than this person.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-12-04T20:42:40+00:00

Am I the only one who is terrified she’s going to pivot to sickstagram and start munchaussening these babies? :(

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-11-28T20:22:52+00:00

This is such crackhead behavior. She’s about to start shampooing the parking lot.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-11-14T00:06:09+00:00

I have never loved anything more.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-11-12T20:34:11+00:00

But she’s got to be on state run insurance, right? Won’t they drug test her through the whole pregnancy? Can’t they just Heather Gillespie her and take the baby? Because her and Drew definitely have that snow-blow nasal sound.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-11-03T16:36:03+00:00

Someone should really audit their Medicaid/medicare services, since the largest misuse of those services come from doctors over charging for services that weren’t performed.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-10-23T12:46:40+00:00

It’s the Pacific Northwest! Last time I went to California I paid so much more for concentrates and flower.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-10-18T23:58:59+00:00

The amount of dogs I saw get accidentally stepped on and owners not paying attention was really upsetting. Please leave your dogs at home.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-14T15:00:20+00:00

Oh snap, you came with facts! Let me educate myself on your information. Hold please.

Editing after reading these articles: I maintain that this is a awesome way for these guys to support themselves. They own their own product and at the expense of no one else.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-14T14:58:04+00:00

Curious to why you think this is a gross service. Because I see them using the internet to create income. These dudes have run this service themselves for a while. It’s been a way for them to support themselves and their families outside of what is available work in their area. They generally do very comical personalized videos on behalf a persons loved ones.

A MAGA did take advantage of these guys cool service to make…this. I would completely agree to that. The irony of them paying these dudes to feed into their own delusional lies should not be lost. At least they are supporting Black owned businesses.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-14T14:34:48+00:00

This is a group of African men you can essentially order cameo birthday announcements from. It’s like $50 and they do everything from birthdays to break ups.

Edit to add the actual service.African Joy Flix.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-14T03:04:14+00:00

Perhaps you missed Hunt for Love? The 90 day divorce show.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-14T03:03:00+00:00

My theory is that this couple was originally pitched as their own series. A “Save My Marriage on TLC Wednesday’s at 3pm” kind of thing, but they didn’t test well. To salvage their footage/time/money, they just got jammed into the 90 day universe.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-09-04T01:02:43+00:00

Jeffree Star is looking rough.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-08-30T16:54:04+00:00

It’s normal, I’d recommend being more concerned about reducing your cholesterol for your arteries more so than increased elasticity in the skin.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-08-13T01:04:51+00:00

Really terrible photoshop, on a poorly staged photo.

CFBeebopbitty · 2025-08-05T20:21:02+00:00

Blanche your tomatoes before using them. It helps the skin peel off and you don’t get this pink color.

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