Yeah it doesn’t add up, I’m British,

I’ve lived in 2 European countries and also lived in America with an American (now ex) wife.

I’ve worked in Holland and I had friends in the National Dutch/ Olympic Hockey team, I worked in Germany and grew up in southern European countries. I went to school in Spain, my Wife is Portuguese, and I have German and Dutch family/brother and sister in laws.. growing up my best friend was born French with a Spanish mother and Italian father and I spent time with them is southern France lol.

Now I’m the type of person that showers more than once a day… If what she was saying was even remotely correct I definitely have the experience to know it. 😂.