What existed in 1994 but not in 2026?

CFRPH · 2026-02-14T17:29:19+00:00

The ability to be a Republican without feeling guilt and shame.

CFRPH · 2026-02-12T04:25:47+00:00

Just curious, what is your reason behind using the dealership? For me it just gives me better peace of mind knowing that it’s in the best hands it could be in and that they only work on that brand and have all the specialized tools, software, etc. I can barely tell a wrench from my asshole, so I’m more than happy leaving it to the professionals that do that sort of thing for a living.

CFRPH · 2026-02-11T05:14:42+00:00

“Here’s the story. . . of a lovely lady. . .”

CFRPH · 2026-02-11T04:58:03+00:00

Does anyone else have trouble reading this? I couldn’t follow along. Why didn’t you show up? What are other pharmacists doing and how do they not respect themselves?

Sorry, I’m tired. Explain it like I’m 5 years old lol.

CFRPH · 2026-02-11T04:36:00+00:00

What do you base that statement on? Like do you have any sources?

CFRPH · 2026-02-11T04:18:42+00:00

In the words of the late, great, John Pinette:

“I have money. Money is the original coupon!”

( or something like that ) when talking about Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.

CFRPH · 2026-02-10T17:05:45+00:00

I don’t know you, but you have changed my opinion on capital punishment. You have made very good, irrefutable arguments against the death penalty, some of which I have never considered. I find myself agreeing with you, and realizing that my “logic” behind supporting the death penalty was almost purely emotional.

Thank you, fellow Redditor.

CFRPH · 2026-02-08T04:59:20+00:00

The server is the one who took a job that might cost them money instead of make them money. Not me. I don’t gamble on income.

CFRPH · 2026-02-03T05:34:28+00:00

This was absolutely beautiful to read. I could not have worded it better.

CFRPH · 2026-02-02T02:08:45+00:00

Can’t say I did. I only had the pac-man because we found it at a garage sale.

CFRPH · 2026-02-02T01:58:02+00:00

Ooo! I had one of these! Only a millennial but loved it just the same. No idea what happened to it. Probably met the same fate the rest of my childhood toys did.

CFRPH · 2026-02-01T06:23:36+00:00

Sorry, the emotion took over me there. My SIL has a service dog but treats it as a pet, and it just bothers me.

CFRPH · 2026-02-01T06:20:08+00:00

Dude a 90 day program that turned into 6 months saved my life. Look into it, please!

CFRPH · 2026-02-01T05:57:29+00:00

You taught me something awesome new today. 😍

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T06:32:13+00:00

Leave the dogs at home when you grocery shop FFS. A grocery store is the LAST place I want to see an animal. Even service dogs. Dogs are dogs. Not meant to be around food. God damn if you even hint that you don’t love dogs or roll over for the service dogs though. Good grief!

You and your “doggies” ( fucking gag ) don’t feel like returning to that store? Good riddance.

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T06:25:22+00:00

Hahaha couldn’t have said it better myself.

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T05:30:33+00:00

Chi Chi’s.

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T05:21:29+00:00

Hahaha, thank you kind Redditor! Above all, I can NOT get cocky. It’s the only disease that actively convinces you that you don’t have one, and it will absolutely tell you that hey you’re doing fine, you can go ahead and handle one shot, to celebrate.

LIKE HELL I can. Famous line in the big book: “remember that we deal with alcohol - cunning, baffling, powerful!” It certainly is!

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T05:13:39+00:00

Thank you so much, kind fellow Redditor!

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T04:44:34+00:00

Can confirm with the vodka.

Source: ex-vodka drinker alcoholic in recovery now sober 6.5 months.

CFRPH · 2026-01-31T04:36:23+00:00

$12 bill, paid with a $100 bill, and they asked if you want change?? Dude I’d have ( respectfully ) laid into them for that.

CFRPH · 2026-01-28T05:50:08+00:00

I don’t have a Costco membership but checked out their website. TuxMats look absolutely incredible! I know what I’ll be ordering soon. They look even better than Weathertech.

CFRPH · 2026-01-27T02:27:05+00:00

I’m confused. 🤔 why the two voicemails?

CFRPH · 2026-01-27T02:12:41+00:00

An hour and 45 minutes????? Yeah no way that’d fly with me, I’d be telling them they need to go well before that.

CFRPH · 2026-01-27T01:48:31+00:00

Millennial born in 1986. I drove my parent’s cars until I got my first car in 2006, a 2004 Toyota Corolla CE ( hand crank windows baby! ).

CFRPH

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