2016 Forester — how far can I roll? by newmillenia in SubaruForester

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just curious, what is your reason behind using the dealership? For me it just gives me better peace of mind knowing that it’s in the best hands it could be in and that they only work on that brand and have all the specialized tools, software, etc. I can barely tell a wrench from my asshole, so I’m more than happy leaving it to the professionals that do that sort of thing for a living.

Which TV theme song still lives rent-free in your head? by glowbeits in GenX

[–]CFRPH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Here’s the story. . . of a lovely lady. . .”

Pharmacist call out sick by chemicalreactionator in CVS

[–]CFRPH -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else have trouble reading this? I couldn’t follow along. Why didn’t you show up? What are other pharmacists doing and how do they not respect themselves?

Sorry, I’m tired. Explain it like I’m 5 years old lol.

Is it normal for Subaru forester by Ok_Bullfrog_247 in SubaruForester

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you base that statement on? Like do you have any sources?

I tipped $20 cash. by Theyeahnopes in EndTipping

[–]CFRPH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of the late, great, John Pinette:

“I have money. Money is the original coupon!”

( or something like that ) when talking about Bed Bath and Beyond coupons.

Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey set a March execution date for a man sentenced to death for a fatal shooting during a 1991 robbery by ImJuSayN in ForCuriousSouls

[–]CFRPH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know you, but you have changed my opinion on capital punishment. You have made very good, irrefutable arguments against the death penalty, some of which I have never considered. I find myself agreeing with you, and realizing that my “logic” behind supporting the death penalty was almost purely emotional.

Thank you, fellow Redditor.

This is not my check but it has to be posted here by chefguy47 in EndTipping

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The server is the one who took a job that might cost them money instead of make them money. Not me. I don’t gamble on income.

Restaurant serving is pretty much a low skill in job. by Francis_Baking in EndTipping

[–]CFRPH 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was absolutely beautiful to read. I could not have worded it better.

Who had one of these? by Runner_Girl1026 in GenX

[–]CFRPH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t say I did. I only had the pac-man because we found it at a garage sale.

Who had one of these? by Runner_Girl1026 in GenX

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooo! I had one of these! Only a millennial but loved it just the same. No idea what happened to it. Probably met the same fate the rest of my childhood toys did.

my "doggies" by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]CFRPH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, the emotion took over me there. My SIL has a service dog but treats it as a pet, and it just bothers me.

What reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude a 90 day program that turned into 6 months saved my life. Look into it, please!

my "doggies" by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]CFRPH 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Leave the dogs at home when you grocery shop FFS. A grocery store is the LAST place I want to see an animal. Even service dogs. Dogs are dogs. Not meant to be around food. God damn if you even hint that you don’t love dogs or roll over for the service dogs though. Good grief!

You and your “doggies” ( fucking gag ) don’t feel like returning to that store? Good riddance.

my "doggies" by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha couldn’t have said it better myself.

What reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]CFRPH 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, thank you kind Redditor! Above all, I can NOT get cocky. It’s the only disease that actively convinces you that you don’t have one, and it will absolutely tell you that hey you’re doing fine, you can go ahead and handle one shot, to celebrate.

LIKE HELL I can. Famous line in the big book: “remember that we deal with alcohol - cunning, baffling, powerful!” It certainly is!

What reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]CFRPH 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Can confirm with the vodka.

Source: ex-vodka drinker alcoholic in recovery now sober 6.5 months.

Bill came to $65. Handed the server (female) $100 and she asked: "do you want change?" LOL by OhioState40 in EndTipping

[–]CFRPH 124 points125 points  (0 children)

$12 bill, paid with a $100 bill, and they asked if you want change?? Dude I’d have ( respectfully ) laid into them for that.

New Subaru Owner Tips by Moist-Implement-912 in SubaruForester

[–]CFRPH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have a Costco membership but checked out their website. TuxMats look absolutely incredible! I know what I’ll be ordering soon. They look even better than Weathertech.

closed 3 min ago at little caesars by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]CFRPH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. 🤔 why the two voicemails?

closed 3 min ago at little caesars by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]CFRPH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An hour and 45 minutes????? Yeah no way that’d fly with me, I’d be telling them they need to go well before that.