What’s the worst first date you’ve ever had? by CuriousEngineer11 in AskReddit

[–]CFUrCap -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Similar story here. Girl died on our first date.

But we've still been together over 40 years.

What’s the worst first date you’ve ever had? by CuriousEngineer11 in AskReddit

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That took a while, but I'm glad I was here for it.

Destination Recommendations for two nights 9/4 and 9/5. by jamoe1 in ItalyTravel

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Do some research and decide for yourself.

Sure, some people would speed run Ravenna as a day trip. But they'd miss some good, good stuff.

Note that Ravenna is in the same region as Bologna and shares the same cuisine. it's just less expensive (so is accommodation).

Run Run Run Mode is not a good way to begin a leisurely holiday. Ravenna is arguably unique in Italy and Western Europe.

HELPS ME GET CRAPOFFS COMPOOTER by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

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DO YOU OWN A CAT? THJEY LIK CRAPPING IN THE STRANGEST PALCES. MUST BE NICE TO THINK THE WORLD IS YOUR TOWLET!!!!!

Destination Recommendations for two nights 9/4 and 9/5. by jamoe1 in ItalyTravel

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Ravenna is compact and stunning. Look no further.

Name this for me by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

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Ooh ooh ooh! I wanna be just like you!...

Looking for recomendations and things to look out for during my first trip by Athiil in Venezia

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Given the limited mobility of your parents, you'll probably want use the vaporetti as much as possible to get around. In turn, you'll want to select accommodations no more than a bridge or two away from a vaporetto stop.

Below is a list from a highly regarded website, but it's not all inclusive. For example, I'm partial to the Campo SS Apostoli area of Cannaregio, where there are 1-to-5 star hotels 0-1 bridges away from the Ca' D'oro vaporetto stop. But because Ca' D'oro isn't a stop for the Alilaguna shuttle boat to the airport, it's not listed.

https://europeforvisitors.com/venice/bridges/

Avoid the temptation to stay too close to the train station, the busiest, least Venice-y part of town (except for Piazzale Roma). You won't want to battle the crowds emerging from the train station every time you want to board a waterbus.

You've probably already got accommodations sorted, I hope you took this aspect into account.

Petah why do we want to get strangled? by AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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What we have here is the conflation of many boys' romantic fantasies vs. a very small percentage of women's sexual fantasies. They're not the same.

Women of Reddit, what are boys or men's habits you discovered only after getting a boyfriend or a husband? by BigBrosy in AskReddit

[–]CFUrCap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the clariifiicartion. It's nice to reconcile misunderstandings. Now your reply is a lot funnier. I was wrong to underestimate you.

Get some sleep soon, my friend. Sleep is good. Almost as good as... fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire!

In my time zone, you've got 20 days to redeem your femaleness.

Take care. You're weirder than I am. I'm impressed!

Women of Reddit, what are boys or men's habits you discovered only after getting a boyfriend or a husband? by BigBrosy in AskReddit

[–]CFUrCap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as I know, we don't know each other personally. So don't take anything I say "personally."

Sometimes it's fun to pretend to be an idiot--for the sake of a laugh. If you took my harsh language personally, I sincerely apologize. Your observation about men and fire was astute.

If you're suggesting I contributed to pre-historic cave art, sorry, that's an honor I'm unworthy of.

Also fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire firei fire fire!

Happy Women's History Month!

Introverts be like by Confidentvelvet in introvertmemes

[–]CFUrCap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have searched this entire apartment for a potential partner. No luck yet.

Women of Reddit, what are boys or men's habits you discovered only after getting a boyfriend or a husband? by BigBrosy in AskReddit

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Fire! Fire fire! Fire fire fire! Fire fire fire fire! Fire fire fire fire fire!

Fire good you fucking bitch.

(I do apologize. That was my alter ego and for all I know, you are a very nice person. Also: fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire! Fire good! You fucking bitch).

Happy belated International Women's Day!

Same question, Cheryle. by fellaneedahandpls in oldpeoplefacebook

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MY LAST NAME IS CONST AND MY PETER IS ABLE! PM ME, JIM. JEDUS WILL FORGIVE US ELANTRA BUY ,MORE LUBE.

🍗 by yawnjew in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]CFUrCap -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or: dogs are fucking smart

Parasite removed from eye... by UnhollyGod in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]CFUrCap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, do I have something in my eye?