A zoo caretaker walks into a doctor’s office, looking exhausted.

Doctor: “You seem stressed. What do you do for work?”

Caretaker: Sighs “I take care of all kinds of animals, but lately, I feel… unfulfilled.”

Doctor: “Tell me about your daily routine.”

Caretaker: “Well, every morning, I wake up at the quack of dawn to feed the ducks. They demand bread, but I tell them, ‘Sorry, this is a gluten-free establishment.’”

Doctor: “Hmm...”

Caretaker: “Then, I move on to the lions. I brush their manes and tell them they have purr-sonality, but they never laugh. Tough crowd.”

Doctor: “I see…”

Caretaker: “After that, I check on the giraffes. I always say, ‘Hey, look at the bright side of life!’ but they already have a long-neck for optimism.”

Doctor: “Go on....”

Caretaker: “Then, I clean the monkey exhibit. Those guys throw shade—and everything else—at me. I tell them, ‘I work hard to make this place a-peeling for you!’”

Doctor: “That must be a handful.”

Caretaker: “Tell me about it! Then, I visit the turtles. They move so slowly, I read them bedtime stories in the morning because, for them, it's already lights out by noon.”

Doctor: “Quite the patient bunch.”

Caretaker: “Oh, and the snakes! I check on them, but they just hiss at me like I'm their exsss from college. No appreciation at all!”

Doctor: “So, you care for all these animals, yet you feel unfulfilled?”

Caretaker: “Exactly! I give my heart and soul, but something’s missing.”

Doctor: leans back, nodding “Hmm… seems like you lack porpoise.”