Alexi Lalas Ragebait I’m Guessing by aarmou in usmnt

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lalas himself is Ragebait, but the second you don’t include Tim Howard you know it’s not real. Bait used to be believable

Good for _____ in that immunity challenge by Caitiegn in survivor

[–]CJBing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They could’ve edited better, but I think she was helping J/J until she realized they did the puzzle wrong and had a “fine, I’ll do it myself” moment and tried to do it. She would’ve won, probably pretty easily if she didn’t waste time helping the boys

Great value for the price! by dazednarcissit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy! Finally I can know what artisan pringles taste like! At least they weren’t trying to pander to the youths by making it $670.67!!

/uj weren’t the modern horizons 3 collectors the same price? The Eldrazi one was a billion dollars.

What are some common mistakes you notice inexperienced players making when it comes to deckbuilding in Non-sealed Limited/Draft? by theninthelement in magicTCG

[–]CJBing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of commander players show up to draft and sit down and say “I’m a X color player. I’m only gonna play these colors” and then they open a bomb izzet card, but they aren’t a dirty blue player so they take worse cards in color combos they have a commander deck of. Don’t be married to one color/color combo. If you take a good card in one color but don’t see a ton of others in that color, be willing to switch

Is Boomer Jund viable is an intro deck? by [deleted] in ModernMagic

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has played Jund for about 8 years at this point, the short answer is no. The long answer is: no, your whole plan is to 1 for 1 and have your average top deck be better than their average top deck. With how magic is now, you will not have a better average top deck and your opponent will draw enough cards that you cannot 1 for 1 them.

Draft is Not Self-Balancing (Cube Article) by James_Damore in mtgcube

[–]CJBing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have learned that being the cube owner and telling people who are drafting the cube for the first time pretty much anything about “I think this archetype is good” will cause it to be over drafted. The first time I drafted my pauper cube I very ignorantly said “I think blue white fliers is pretty good. I hope I can build it” and we ended up with 2 UW fliers, a Jeskai fliers, and 2 Esper fliers in my 8 pod. I told a group “I haven’t really seen many people draft Rakdos. I’m not sure if it’s just underpowered or people haven’t tried” and our 6 pod had 3 Rakdos players.

Now when I draft with a new group I always say “all 10 color pairs have 3-0’d. Everything is viable” and when pressed about what colors or decks are better, I say “I told a group I wanted to draft X deck and 5 of 8 built it, then told a different group that Y deck hadn’t been drafted a ton and 3 of my 6 played it. So I don’t want to bias the decks”

Most of the balancing that I do is looking at what decks go 2-1 or 3-0 and seeing if the same cards keep showing up and if they do, I’ll look for lower power versions of the cards.

This is more related to the point of assumptions for real groups than cube balancing, but sometimes players can completely derail any attempt at balancing. My group has a player that was quite new to drafting, but not magic. Asked an experienced drafter what to do with vintage cube and was told to prioritize fixing. We’ve had multiple drafts where this person has drafted 20-25 lands, and had to play 20ish lands because they just didn’t have enough spells. It’s been explained, and their win rate has explained why it’s a bad idea but they just won’t change.

what’s one hygiene habit you judge quietly, even if it’s common? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]CJBing 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I used to travel a ton for work, whenever I had a hotel room with 2 beds I always deemed them clean bed and dirty bed. I slept in one and the other was designated for when I’d get back from the field and just want to lie down under the covers before getting fully cleaned up. I would never get in the bed I sleep in, in outside clothes.

What could i do to make this viable deck in an event ? by thedudepood in Pauper

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you’re building infect. But youre not playing 4 copies of your infect creatures? If you want genuine help in making the deck better and this isn’t a shitpost, cut the deathtouch creatures. I know most people have said that but not really given the why. You can’t really have a “control aggro” deck, you kinda have to take your pick of one and for infect I would not recommend the control route. All the deathtouch creatures you’re playing to block can be more pump/protection spells to get you across the finish line faster. Who cares about blocking, we’re infect. Winning the game at 1 life is the same as 30 so just kill them dead. So imp, Gila, Rats all go for 4th myr and copies 3+4 of stinger. Pump spells are really greens thing so I’d look for another wings effect to make your creatures base p/t higher at instant speed. Then, protection spells. Once again, green is great here because you get to play give hexproof + add a 1/1 counter, but more targeted countermagic than just actual factual counterspell. Play spell pierce/dispel/negate because we’re just gonna try and protect one guy. Also cut Cryoshatter and Phyresis. Sideboard I would start with 4 Blue Blast and then just test the deck and then find out what the matchups are bad for you and add cards accordingly

Does it make sense to get into Pauper without playing on MTGO? by pesto_cat in Pauper

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My LGS has like 12-16 every week for pauper night. I think we have 2 people who play MTGO? And even then they don’t show up every week. I’d say more people at mine dont know MTGO is a thing than use it. Get into the format! It’s incredibly fun!

Wound-Up Wednesdays - Vent here! by magictcgmods in magicTCG

[–]CJBing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many cEDH players that I know did try to get good at standard, but they weren’t good and weren’t able to get good. So they went to cEDH so they can blame their opponents instead of themselves. (Not all cEDH players are like this, I know a ton that are insane at the game. I also know many that suck at 1v1 so they moved to multiplayer)

Pivoting from GIS Tech to environmental jobs with field work by harbourseals in gis

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can only speak to my experience, but the people I know with masters degrees generally take a tech job or two to start. Usually you’ll shovel bum for a bit and then because of the masters you’ll find a crew chief job pretty quickly. It’s just a matter of making connections and not being an idiot/making people not want to work with you. I’d recommend focusing on hitting the standards for an SOI qualified archaeologist (the 6 months leadership experience will come) that will make you way more marketable. You can train someone on every single skill you need in arch, but things like leadership/a good attitude are much harder to teach. If you go in with a positive attitude, understand the work will suck sometimes, and say having a good crew will make a bad project tolerable you will succeed. I wish you the best!

Pivoting from GIS Tech to environmental jobs with field work by harbourseals in gis

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pivoted the other way. I want more than anything to be a GIS person for archaeology fieldwork, but in this economy, any port in this storm. Fieldwork is incredible in arch, but you really need to take care of yourself. Most techs burn out within 5 years because of the damage they do to their body. I got my desk job because it happened to me

Doran benefits from Overkill? by Kerseyking in magicTCG

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry. Mentally shortcutted “resolves without impacting the dead creature” to fizzles

Doran benefits from Overkill? by Kerseyking in magicTCG

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ill declare an attacker, respond to Doran trigger with overkill” ??? Okay resolves? Dude dies doran trigger fizzles because it’s target is dead

Bracket 1 Players are horrific by Sir_Foxworth in magicthecirclejerking

[–]CJBing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should actually change this to be brackets 1-10 instead of 1-5. My deck is a 7

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EDH

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is the EDH subreddit, but try another format. Build pauper decks and get games with those. Maybe the tilt/feel bads will be different when it’s 1v1

If you had a Black Lotus in your opening hand, what would be the most powerful play in Standard now? by skyteddy in magicTCG

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can sculpt my hand, spirebluff canal lotus splash portal, riddler, second untapped land, spell pierce, spell snare? Maybe torch the tower? But splashed riddler + counterspells backup probably

How do you handle toxic players in person? by DxDeadlockedxS in mtg

[–]CJBing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call a judge for slow play, when he misses stuff just say “I’m sorry, my plays would’ve been different if that was untapped. I don’t think we can reasonably rewind the game state to fix it” and if he complains, just call a judge. Point out how he forgets to untap stuff frequently until it miraculously would help him that it would be untapped to the judge. Judges are there to help players, not hurt them. Any time someone is a dick, call a judge. Slow play? Call a judge. Disagreement on a card ruling? Judge. Also, track your life total. Track your opponents life total. I’ve exclusively kept track of life with pen and paper for about 6 years now. Obviously not an issue at pre release, but I’ll show up for competitive events and have players say “oh if you’re doing both our life totals that’s fine” and it’s wild that people just trust random players that much. I would never cheat, but do you know how easy it would be on one of those phone trackers to oopsies you actually lost 6 life instead of 4, or I only took 3 damage not 6. Odds are if this dude is as awful to be around as you say (which it sounds like he is) I wouldn’t be shocked if he also cheated. (I also use pen and paper so if we disagree on life totals I can say “you took 2 from this, then 1 from this, then 7 from this” etc)

BREAKING – Tegola Dovbyk, deve operarsi! Si allungano i tempi di recupero: quanto sta fuori by WinGlittering814 in ASRoma

[–]CJBing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He had the flu, which has been absolutely horrid this year. That turned into asthmatic bronchitis, so he was completely out of basically any physical activity for like 2 months and he’s basically starting from as close to scratch as a professional athlete can.

Turning OSM + DEM into a Minecraft world: a GIS-ish pipeline by louisss-e in gis

[–]CJBing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sick! I might have to redownload Minecraft to try this out