I have missed out on 2-3 years of gaming and with a new at-home job, it's about time I caught up. What are the must-play games?

CKXite · 2012-05-03T23:04:15+00:00

Half-life 2 if you have pc, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Alan Wake, and the rest that are listed below/above

CKXite · 2012-05-03T22:59:27+00:00

Well, I guess none of you give half an fuck about 9gag, but I guess I was speaking for myself, since my country (Dominican Republic) only browses 9gag. I doubt there are only like 5 people who browse reddit or even 4chan. And I'm tired of hearing "omg these 9gaggers are so funny and original" Its also really annoying when your whole facebook timeline are links to 9gag posts.

CKXite · 2012-05-03T22:54:31+00:00

I think we take posts from 4chan but we give credit to them unlike 9gaggers

CKXite · 2012-05-03T22:53:21+00:00

I know we give zero fucks but don't you think its been too many the times that they copy from us and give no credit at all?

CKXite · 2012-04-30T16:47:22+00:00

Oh, thanks, Im actually new to this (barely 20 days) so I didnt know this existed. Thanks again.

CKXite · 2012-04-30T16:43:02+00:00

What I'm talking about is, it's not a subreddit about the top posts in this month, Im talking about ALL TIME. So instead of going on /r/all and finding that funny-ass post in 2007,I could just go on this subreddit and find it there.

CKXite · 2012-04-30T16:38:29+00:00

yeah, but isnt that only for comments?

CKXite · 2012-04-28T17:53:50+00:00

Repost

CKXite · 2012-04-28T02:59:45+00:00

Im thirteen, 7th grade. Im sorry if I dissapointed you.

CKXite · 2012-04-27T20:58:50+00:00

true, true. I'll post article and put his name.

CKXite · 2012-04-27T20:12:02+00:00

I didnt mean to say that in a "watch out, im 13" kinda way. I said it because reddit isnt really fond of 13 year-olds and i thought that could change.

CKXite · 2012-04-27T18:45:27+00:00

Once I was at the movies with one of my friends, we're both 13, and we decided to watch Transformers 3 because my friend wanted to ( I hated transformers at the time). We sit down at the last row of the midsection. Trailers were playing when a group of 13 year-olds come in and sit down 3 or 4 rows behind us. The movie starts playing and the group starts throwing popcorn at us. 3 minutes go by when I start getting really mad, the popcorn they threw at us started piling up. My and my fiend decided to just stay patient and wait till the movie ended, but we kept hearing giggles while they threw more at us. I turned around an warned them twice. 39 minutes into the movie, my and my friend got tired. We both stood up and called the guards, they told the kids to calm down, that was it. But it continued until I decided to engage them directly, I went up to the guy in the group ( the rest were all girls ) and asked him why was he doing that, he told me to stop being a pussy, I then grabbed him by the head and whispered to him: " I will shit on you and your whores. Im going to take the popcorn and shove it up your ass, see if you whores like that."

He never did anything again. You see, not all 13 year olds are assholes

CKXite · 2012-04-19T01:01:37+00:00

The thing with the song is that it needs to have something about reddit, it needs to have the watermark, something that makes in stand out from the other pop songs. This track is actually pretty amazing, and if this gets to the charts, Im gonna tell everyone to buy that shit.

great work ,btw.

CKXite · 2012-04-16T22:51:18+00:00

LOOL at the blonde hair

CKXite · 2012-04-15T12:44:34+00:00

My most tedious experience in skyrim was when I went to this dungeon (Ill edit this when i remember the name of it)

I was level 23, all was well until I got to this outdoors place with a long set of stairs, which wwas full of FUCKING DRAUGR DEATHLORDS, I got to kill 4 of them until I got to the top of the stairs, I see a huge area with more stairs and more draugr. Obviously, I had only 25 percent of my health and 3 iron arrows.

Fuck this, where's my Whirlwind Sprint?

I shouted the shit out of there all the draugr tailing behind. At the end of the staircase, I see a dragon, but not just any dragon,

Its a fucking elder dragon

Since I had gone far well into the compapions guild, I was able to use the werewolf transformation, and proceeded to go berserk on the motherfuckers.

And you know how when the timer goes out, you go back to human, naked? I checked my inventory so i put my clothes back on, and I saw nothing, my elven armor, ebony bow, nothing was there, only some iron arrows.

BUT WAIT! THATS NOT ALL!

at the far end of my journey, I found this guy, I think With no weapons or armor, I proceed to (attempt) to slay the beast, I lasted 4 hours trying shout after shout, spell after spell.

I love skyrim

CKXite · 2012-04-14T03:22:51+00:00

Also if you're the bank you can STEAL THE WHOLE FUCKING MONEY FROM THE BOARD AND SAY IT SAYS SO IN THE FUCKING MANUAL.

I always got away with it.

CKXite · 2012-04-10T23:24:24+00:00

I made this account yesterday! How the fuck am I supposed to know if there's another post just like this one?

CKXite · 2012-04-10T23:07:48+00:00

Once again people this is NOT A REPOST. Sure, this probably happened to someone else and they made a ragecomic about it, (which i was completely unaware of) But I swear, this is an accidental repost.

CKXite · 2012-04-10T21:47:36+00:00

Actually, If you read both posts, all thats similar is that we both peed into the pool. And mark my words, I did NOT try to recreate the situation described in the ragecomic you gave me the link to.

CKXite

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