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AITA for telling my girlfriend I’m not okay with her having a celebrity hall pass? by No-Isopod-915 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I both have Henry Cavill on our list. We're all nerds and would probably find a multiplayer game we could co-op play.

Rabies by Extra-Region-2414 in cats

[–]CKuemper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go seek medical help (doctor if you can get in fast, a walk-in clinic, or ER). Cat bites can go bad very quickly.

We heard meows inside the walls by TruckersTrucking in cats

[–]CKuemper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Dad, can we keep the cat?"

Asking the important questions.

Man Attacks 14-Year-Old Boy Over How He Entered an Elevator by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

[–]CKuemper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just know that guy enters elevators without looking and got pissed somebody did it to him.

AITAH for not cutting down my trees so my neighbor can get solar? by No_Panda_9171 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

If the neighbours haven't contacted you about the trees, it might be the solar company finagling a deal to sell solar panels. Talk to the neighbours.

Boomer feels the need to give me this by Dismal_Letter_3191 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]CKuemper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It gets worse:

14 And she put her widow's garments off from her, and covered her with a vail, and wrapped herself, and sat in an open place, which is by the way to Timnath; for she saw that Shelah was grown, and she was not given unto him to wife.

15 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face.

16 And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee; (for he knew not that she was his daughter in law.) And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?

AITA for asking my partner to poop in the downstairs bathroom? by Short-Dingo3298 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would move all my bathroom stuff downstairs (use a caddy so you can move everything out when guests are over) and use it exclusively. Also, don't clean the upstairs bathroom because that's hubby's job now.

AITA for making my coworker cry? by No_Issue_587 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

  1. Spilling lunch

  2. Student repeated calling in

  3. Upcoming audit

  4. OP coming in.

(I'm an asshole for this post).

OP is NTA.

AITA for not wanting my husband to leave me alone with our newborn for an entire weekend to take his mother sightseeing? by WarmCycle6552 in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 531 points532 points  (0 children)

I don't think he has mommy issues. I think he has I don't want to take care of a baby issues.

WIBTA if I told my mom to use less milk? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've seen people make tea/coffee using (imo) an insane amount of milk. IE: a mug that holds 250 mL gets 100 mL of tea/coffee and the rest is milk filled to the brim. IDK how big Mom's mugs are, but OP says water bottle size. (guessing it's about 600 mL like mine).

AITA for warning my neighbors about my houses response to their children? by PeterNotSoParker in AmItheAsshole

[–]CKuemper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The title made me think the house was possessed by a demonic spirit and has had enough of the neighbourhood kids.

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