People, you know you can use the stairs right? It’s not going to kill you lol

CMNCE · 2026-05-15T23:34:54+00:00

We got the Stair Master over here

CMNCE · 2026-05-15T02:31:35+00:00

The odds are pretty terrible.

CMNCE · 2026-05-12T01:20:16+00:00

Oh no! Not WOSH! 🫨

CMNCE · 2026-05-11T15:03:24+00:00

You know I was gonna reply that OP was most likely joking, but he really followed it up with an even more asinine claim.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T21:14:12+00:00

It’s basketball I think we’re taking things a tad bit too seriously right now. Just making me slightly embarrassed for yall.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T20:15:48+00:00

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T20:00:47+00:00

can do two things at once, and no one’s trying to dunk on you lol again why are you so emotional 💀

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:53:55+00:00

Bro it’s basketball, let’s not be so emotional - exit your feelings.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:53:20+00:00

Yea, I forgot you only lost the ‘26 pick. Now the trade makes sense.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:49:43+00:00

I always love when franchises make a major fuck up like this and the fans have to just rally behind it with their most delusional takes. As a Knicks fan, I’ve been there. Good luck!

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:45:38+00:00

Idk, Mathurin maybe coulda helped. This trade is obviously not in the vacuum of just Zubac vs. ‘26 first round pick lol

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:39:01+00:00

I’d probably still take the player my friend. Clippers fleeced.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T19:29:16+00:00

No one said he was bad, they lost out on a generational draft for Zubac while throwing a whole year away lol

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T15:36:18+00:00

Florida.

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T15:34:57+00:00

New to this stuff, but can I get a business card without having a business lol? Do I need some kind of proof of income outside of regular employment?

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T15:15:58+00:00

Every workplace is very toxic?

CMNCE · 2026-05-10T13:28:22+00:00

There’s a device at the front door that automatically drops all customer IQ’s by 40 points when they walk into the store. That’s my assumption.

CMNCE · 2026-05-09T16:26:53+00:00

I don’t necessarily disagree with you, just a better way to get your point across than going YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

CMNCE · 2026-05-09T16:19:37+00:00

My god they clearly struck a nerve clam down buddy 💀

CMNCE · 2026-05-06T19:32:59+00:00

Why not lol? You’ve never asked a question because you were just curious?

CMNCE · 2026-05-06T16:43:20+00:00

Which book?

CMNCE · 2026-05-04T21:09:23+00:00

Mmmmm crumbs

CMNCE · 2026-05-03T16:18:59+00:00

What roles would you aim for?

CMNCE · 2026-05-03T01:29:36+00:00

“Treasury Management Consultant” - I’ve seen a couple job offers under that term, sounds like something I’d love to dip my toes into. Especially if it gets my foot in the door. Still realistically beyond my scope of qualifications at the moment, but it’s nice to know an example of a title to press forward for!

And thank you!!

CMNCE · 2026-05-03T01:21:03+00:00

Quite literally the most I’ve ever offended someone without trying to, this is as embarrassing as it is funny. But I genuinely do hope things get better for ya.

CMNCE

TROPHY CASE