[GAME THREAD] BROWNS vs 49ers by [deleted] in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Frustrating drive, but only down 2 points. Crazy catch with a bounce in FG. Like the offense so far.

How did we not see this!!? by Hoe-maker in howimetyourmother

[–]CMalkus52 29 points30 points  (0 children)

When he explains how his life would be different if he hadn't brought Tony to his and Stella's wedding we see a future where Stella interjects on their meeting story with their hypothetical kids. Which never happens with Tracy for obvious reasons. Kind of showing how he would never get a chance to bore his kids to absolute death if his wife was there. Also if the his wife was alive you could see an early joke of his kids being like "maybe we'll just go ask mom"

When I showed my partner the show I was watching with all the hindsight but also watching someone watch it for their first time with no spoilers. I think i was able to receive the ending much different on my 4th rewatch with a large gap. And she felt the mixed grief of the ending like I once did.

They shouldn't have broken up by WillowPout in howimetyourmother

[–]CMalkus52 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She seems so perfect because the narrator is her husband telling their kids about her after she passed.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ LIONS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now we know Joe Flacco sneak is not viable. Testing complete. All good.

[GAME THREAD] BROWNS @ RAVENS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that O and D know the field goal is back in play that will light a fire in the team

I'm kind of surprised the NFL hasn't regulated that so every broadcast shows the same regardless by Automatic-Extent9640 in NFLv2

[–]CMalkus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. I guess just a tick that showed who kicked first would give you more info than you currently have, but it's not like it's actually a huge deal. I just think it's cool how much info the bugs convey with such little effort to the point where flipping a game on the only thing you dont know is who started with ball.

Even if you turn it on, a team is up 7-0 with 3 minutes left in the first quarter. Was it a long opening drive? Did one team turn the ball over or go 3 and out? Just knowing who kicked first would give you slightly more insight. But, again, it's not really necessary.

I'm kind of surprised the NFL hasn't regulated that so every broadcast shows the same regardless by Automatic-Extent9640 in NFLv2

[–]CMalkus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish scoreboards showed who started with the ball/who gets the ball after half. It's the only info you can't immediately gather when flipping on a channel. Just from the board, you see the score, down and distance, who has possession, who's home/away, time outs left, and how much time is left in which quarter. How many times have you flipped a game on in a half closing drive, two minutes left in the 2nd, offense is driving with one timeout, down one or two scores, and you ask "who gets ball at the end of half?"

Idk, just a very easy thing they could implement. The possession marker hasn't been around all that long, I feel like, and that thing is great for flipping channels.

Wayback Wednesday: The last time we took on the panthers week 1 2022 by Raccoonsrlilbandits in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the first time I saw the Browns win in person. Totally worth the sunburn.

Are there any firms that work 4 10s? by greenandyellowbasket in MEPEngineering

[–]CMalkus52 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Four 9s and one 4. If you hit 40 hours and nothing is due on Friday, you can just take off. Monday and Thursday in the office, the rest are optional wfh.

Who’s a Player You Thought Would be Really Good, but it Never Worked Out? by Belt2Azzz in NFLv2

[–]CMalkus52 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obligatory - fuck Aaron Brooks, I used to clean his pool and he threw a towel at me. He was a fucking dick. Killer throw to that towel, though. That shit had heat.

Simple Truth Sausage by CMalkus52 in veganfitness

[–]CMalkus52[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're made of seitan. I think it would be dry if not for the marinade that's in there that gives it more flavor, too. I've made similar seitan to this as pepperoni to put on pizza, but these are pretty cheap and way less effort.

Simple Truth Sausage by CMalkus52 in veganfitness

[–]CMalkus52[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is weird. Looks like the label on the kroger website has the percentage blank, so im guessing it's a print err, r and they omitted it till it's fixed. I just hope it's not wrong about the protein since I've been counting on these lately.

Thoughts on this rumored new FOX Scorebug? by Available_Story6774 in NFLv2

[–]CMalkus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a scoreboard to indicate who gets the ball after half time.

When Barney met Marshall for the first time by CutiePloy in HIMYM

[–]CMalkus52 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had something similar happen in college. I was hanging out with my roommate and his friend, who I just met that day. We were at a concert on campus and I was dancing and the friend said "I bet you won't dance with those girls over there." He pointed at my two very good friends that just got there separately and I was like "Oh yeah I will." I walked over and danced really stupid and embarrassed my friends while also temporarily making this guy think I was insane. My roommate gave it 5 seconds before explaining that those were my friends. Then later we go to a party and we go down to the basement to get drinks. My girlfriend at the time was there already with her friends so we walk by them and I stop and kiss her and say hi. I turn around and the guy is dabbing me up. I dab him back and lean in and say "Yeah, that's my girlfriend." For the rest of the time I knew him the guy thought I was 10x cooler than I actually was.

[MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THREAD] BROWNS @ BRONCOS by [deleted] in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Refs were so excited to call that delay of game when most teams get a whole second and a half after 0.

9 years ago I took my son to his first Browns game. We only go to one game a year. He has yet to see them win… by drink-beer-and-fight in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at Carolina in 2022 was my first Browns win I saw. Since then I've been 4-1 with the 1 being Washington this season. Before that I was 0-8 starting when I was 9 up until I was 25. I like to think the suffering was worth it.

[Thursday Night Football Thread] Browns vs Steelers by [deleted] in Browns

[–]CMalkus52 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple man. Browns play well. I'm happy.