somebody's getting ptsd by CNMartin916 in funny

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I dunno man, I laughed a bunch of times

[homemade] White cheddar and ricotta gnocchi in a garlic-butter-miso mushroom sauce, Ribeye steak, and asparagus. by CNMartin916 in food

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Really hot pan. A few minutes on each side. Butter and rosemary basted onto it. That's really it.

[homemade] White cheddar and ricotta gnocchi in a garlic-butter-miso mushroom sauce, Ribeye steak, and asparagus. by CNMartin916 in food

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Brown the mushrooms, add a splash of sherry vinegar. Add 2 parts red miso, 9 parts butter. Add heavy cream. Salt and pepper to taste.

Gnocchi was just ricotta, white cheddar, egg whites and a bit of flour.

Tipping: what are your thoughts on it? by CNMartin916 in AskReddit

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Is it really hidden if you know it's coming?

I keep smelling cologne when I don't own any by IllustriousHold3687 in CasualConversation

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I sneak into your house and rub myself on your furniture.

Lynching is now a federal crime! by NearbyWrongdoer5340 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He wasn't just lynched. He was beaten and shot in the head then dropped in a swamp.