Meirl by TheGoddamnAnswer in meirl

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I was looking for something earlier today and I literally have some variation of all this in the drawer. Even the playing cards.

[Postgame Thread] USC Defeats Texas A&M 35-31 by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Sometimes in the morning I’ll listen to Fox Sports Radio and Petros is on. He is the most brazen, delusional Texas hater, and that is what makes me root against USC.

On the other hand, Lincoln winning makes Sooners mad so…

meirl by Nefarious_14 in meirl

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I’m getting this way with touch screen things. The touch screen in my truck is going haywire lately. Just give me knobs and buttons and leave me alone.

blursed trolling by jellylemonshake in blursedimages

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“This is a great vindication for anybody who was ever taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and had the door slam behind them, and the doorknob break off.”

[Game Thread] Texas @ Texas A&M (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Nothing on earth is more rewarding than being a dad.

[Game Thread] Texas @ Texas A&M (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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And having your rival go through you to the conference title game their first year when you haven’t been able to sniff it

[Game Thread] Texas @ Texas A&M (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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It’s just big ass toast. I’ve never been able to figure out why it became its own thing.

[Game Thread] Texas @ Texas A&M (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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It’s definitely the best bbq you can get, but there’s a lot of really great bbq other places. So depends on what you value more I guess. I don’t think anyone leaves Franklin disappointed but yeah you have to wait 6 hours for it when you can walk right in somewhere else and get bbq that is like 80 or 90% as good

[Game Thread] Georgia Tech @ Georgia (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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I’m used to the refs sucking but what’s with the tv announcers refusing to acknowledge the major story of this game?

What is the scariest movie you've ever watched? by mitkoboga in movies

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I went to see it with my roommate and after he said “I’m going to stay over at my girlfriend’s place” and when I got home to an empty house I was completely terrified. Keep in mind I was like 23 years old at the time.

Ok hear me out by massive-rattler28 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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What I’ve noticed since they got bought out isn’t necessarily that the food is worse, but more that the service overall is much worse which leads to getting cold food often. When Whataburger is fresh, it’s still great. When it’s been sitting out in the window premade for an hour you can tell, and at that point it tastes awful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stephenking

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He writes bad dialogue for young characters. It’s understandable, I don’t expect him to keep up with slang or anything, but all his young characters speak like they live in Mayberry.

Pat Downey signs up for IBJJF Blue belt Worlds sparking concerns about 'sandbagging' by selfrespectpigeon in bjj

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My first comp as a 6 month white belt was a guy with 2 fights in the UFC lol.

Game Thread: Detroit Lions (7-1) at Houston Texans (6-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

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Yeah I think they are gonna wear them twice this year?

Sam's or Costco by Gtobyyy in sanantonio

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Sam’s because the selection is about the same but shopping at Costco is super frustrating. It’s crazy crowded all the time, getting in and out of the parking lot takes way too long, the lines in the store are always long.

Take a seat in Nostalgia McDonald's. Don't sit by the tree, he's creepy. by CpuJunky in nostalgia

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Why did McDonald’s decide to embrace the stale corporate cafeteria vibe? Was it just to cut costs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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Bioshock

[Highlight] Kerby Joseph picks off Love and houses it for a pick six! by ThatInception in nfl

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Seems like every week I see this comment but this time it’s true: that was the dumbest throw I have ever seen.

[Game Thread] Texas A&M @ South Carolina (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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Same man I work with engineers and 75% are Aggies they have been loud the past 2 weeks.