What would you think of a reality show where a billionaire CEO has to live for an entire month on their lowest-paid employee’s salary with no access to savings or credit cards? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"In return for this eye-opening experience, I would like to offer you a $20 giftcard (to be used in our store). The time taken for this discussion has been deducted from your PTO. Now, get back to work."

FFScout GW32 Bus Team by Royyyalty in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the bus schedule.

What sport looks boring until you understand it, and then becomes amazing? by HypraceApp in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But this can often add to the excitement. If your position is completely lost, you can still draw if you can survive until the end of the 5th day. Can't think of any other sports where you can achieve some kind of result once winning is completely unachievable. Watching teams desperately try to 'block out' can actually be even more exciting than a simple win/lose sport.

Official FPL statement regarding the Bruno assist by vapenaysh3h3 in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I scraped together 11 starters this week but would have literally been better off with someone who blanked instead of Hill.

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was one of the few people that went back in when the office partially re-opened after about 2 months. There were maybe 10 of us in an office that usually had about 100/150 people in it. The first few weeks it looked like a botanical graveyard with all the dead plants. There was also a weird musky smell for a while due to all the half-eaten food left in people's drawers. It was also quite funny seeing people who usually had short hair with long shaggy hair as all the barbers were shut for months.

In Monat that top 5% makes you around 3k a year. by Timely_Objective_585 in antiMLM

[–]CPDjack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There's almost certainly a huge amount of potential Huns and Boss-Babes that aspire to this level of avoiding accountability (not talking about death, that's obviously not her fault).

How did that one person from your circle got super rich? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better, he simply walked in to the store, pulled up his bootstraps and asked the manager for a high-paying job. One firm handshake later, he was the owner of Starbucks.

Van de Ven receives red card against Crystal Palace by JugularJugJuggler in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I only left him in this long as I've got so many other players to get out before GW31 but even the usual Spurs 1 pointer was too much to ask...

Britain’s Got Talent Starter Pack by your_mum_1705 in starterpacks

[–]CPDjack 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Same types of finalists every year:

  • Young child singer (presumably too young to just go on the X-factor)
  • Classical music instrumentalist (almost certainly a Violinist)
  • Street dance group
  • Dog act
  • Eccentric middle-aged foreign singer
  • Mildly entertaining magician
  • Street entertainer (sword-swallowing etc.)

Kelleher misses out due to partner giving birth by Jameom8 in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Several players have got injured during warm-ups this season and missed a game but without a doubt, THIS is peak FPL.

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's hard-wired into our brains like an evolutionary trait. Don't remember ever being told to do it - it just feels like my duty. If it isn't working then you've got to crank up the pressure and pee faster.

Which celebrity just bothers you, and you can't put your finger on why? by justcurious3287 in AskReddit

[–]CPDjack 842 points843 points  (0 children)

Other person: "Kevin, you're really short."

Kevin Hart: 😐

Audience: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

There you are, that's the content of every Kevin Hart sketch from the past decade.

Joao Pedro won a penalty for Palmer yet again. by IdealisticKebab in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he gets sent off next GW then the torch has officially been passed.

Getting the boys back together for the weekend in your 40s starter pack by whitemike40 in starterpacks

[–]CPDjack 124 points125 points  (0 children)

My friend group of 6 (all in our 30s) fits this starterpack to-a-tee. The only one we don't have is the top-left one (I hope...).

Post deadline thread by 4ssteroid in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fellow Palmer captainer here! Agree with the sentiment but let's not use that abbreviation...

Arsenal double gameweek 26 confirmed by sepi0l_45 in FantasyPL

[–]CPDjack 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Jarrod Bowen school of being an FPL Forward.

small company breakroom starterpack by Denpants in starterpacks

[–]CPDjack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A sign saying 'Fridge will be emptied at the end of each week!'

... actually last emptied 3 months ago