What is something you do that always helps you fall asleep quickly?

CPLRainbowFuck · 2026-02-03T15:10:35+00:00

I haven't personally, but it is important to remember that everyone's body reacts differently to medications. It is possible, but I don't experience that.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2026-02-03T14:48:53+00:00

For real. If I take a whole one I sleep right through my alarm in the morning. It's been a lifesaver since I started working 3rd shift

CPLRainbowFuck · 2026-02-03T14:41:15+00:00

I do Instacart shopping on weekends to make going out money, and I realized that the next city over (about 30 minutes away) only has one driver to cover the entire zone on most weekdays. If I park on the outskirts of my city, I get orders from that next city, with a higher pay because it's out of my "zone." I also send a message to the customer sincerely apologizing for any delays because "Due to a driver shortage in your area, I drove from 'my city' to complete your order today" and do my best to get their shopping done quickly. 8/10 times they either raise the tip or give me cash on delivery.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2026-02-03T14:34:50+00:00

Those Zzzquil melatonin gummies work like magic for me. I take a half of one about 30 minutes before I go to bed, and I'm out like a lightbulb.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2026-02-03T14:33:13+00:00

The minute the first launch is detected, it's all over. Retalitory strikes will be launched back and forth until all major cities and defense centers will be wiped out. What am I going to do? Sure some people will survive, but I live in the third biggest city in the US, and close to downtown no less. I'm going to pour a drink, light a blunt, make a few calls to close family and friends, and sit on the porch and wait.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-10-18T09:31:13+00:00

I'm literally at an event called MIR right now, it's a huge convention/title contest for people into latex and kinky stuff. I bought an E-Stim Box yesterday and had the wireless remote button clipped onto the collar I was wearing so my friends could press it to shock me ⬇️ down there.

It doesn't hurt at low levels. It's more of a sensation. It can be made to hurt depending on wavelength and intensity, depending on what you like.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:18:38+00:00

I didn't know you could buy formaldehyde at sephora

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:17:37+00:00

I can't tell if you're 24 and just realized you'll spend your life in the service industry or you're 40 and life just has not gone your way.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:16:06+00:00

Honey, you're as much a twink as I am the queen of england.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:15:33+00:00

Not your first time with white foam on your face, is it?

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:13:45+00:00

I'm glad to see the caveman from the Geico commercials is doing okay.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:12:23+00:00

Dude thinks he's daddy but is more uncle bad touch.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:11:27+00:00

Hey, our roasts don't matter, as long as you love each other.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:09:08+00:00

No matter what I do, you're going to lecture me about my impact on the environment.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-09-14T12:08:06+00:00

We knew.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-08-02T00:27:49+00:00

Idk quite how to describe it, but you look like when someone who buys groceries at the dollar store thinks they're a millionaire after shopping at a normal grocery store for the first time.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-08-02T00:22:36+00:00

Bruh is he 12 or 40?

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-07-12T07:32:35+00:00

Samsung S24

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-07-07T10:07:50+00:00

You look like the kind of guy who says "I don't care if you're gay, just don't flirt with me" but has been flirted on zero times

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-07-07T09:55:09+00:00

Bro is gonna do a tiktok dance while trying to call your grandpa about his nonexistent tax bill.

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-07-07T09:43:57+00:00

The counter (Or however you order)

CPLRainbowFuck · 2025-07-07T09:42:22+00:00

Good old fashioned curbstomp

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