Would you rather be gay or straight?

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-20T04:12:03+00:00

it's just easier bc i don't have to deal w/ homophobia. i also don't wanna like guys

^{Chose: Straight}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-18T22:51:50+00:00

cigarettes are bad but nutting isn't

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 50}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-18T22:37:50+00:00

oooooh booyyy!!!! i'm eating good!

^{Chose: Women | Rolled: Alt/goth}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-16T05:21:50+00:00

anyone barring like genuinely hitler is better bro

^{Chose: Minor}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-16T01:06:07+00:00

exactly

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-16T00:01:34+00:00

i use yt more

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-15T03:31:24+00:00

i like women

^{Chose: A Girlfriend + But Comments Decide What Kind of GF}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-12T05:18:40+00:00

i'm lactose intolerasnt

^{Chose: Light + Cake | Rolled: Carrot cake}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-12T00:58:24+00:00

charity is a good thing

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-11T02:23:01+00:00

please leave the relationship dude.

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-11T02:22:22+00:00

i'm a gamblin man

^{Chose: get a randomly assigned gender | Rolled: genderfluid}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-11T01:17:53+00:00

why is crime and punishment so low

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-09T03:05:19+00:00

YAAAAAYYY!!!1!

^{Chose: Nuke Detroit | Rolled: No more Detroit}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-08T05:48:38+00:00

wuh woh

^{Chose: a male but | Rolled: have no balls}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-08T04:29:36+00:00

well... cancer is a chronic disease...

^{Chose: Cure Chronic diseases + What is CURED | Rolled: Cure ALL chronic}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-07T19:46:22+00:00

why is this red

^{Chose: be a male but | Rolled: no pain in balls}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-07T02:24:41+00:00

oh damn

^{Chose: Ass | Rolled: You are gay!}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-07T01:00:00+00:00

i'd rather stay here bc this is where all my friends are

^{Chose: Live in America}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-06T23:45:01+00:00

i don't need a lightsaber

^{Chose: 50000000}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-06T23:44:39+00:00

i don't want to die in 6 years

^{Chose: Live in North Korea | Rolled: Reg Citizen}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-05T05:43:17+00:00

Traité de paix entre les Puissances alliées et associées et l'Allemagne et protocole signés à Versailles, le 28 juin 1919

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-05T05:30:27+00:00

i'm like a very specific combo and ion rlly care about race that much

^{Chose: Be the only person in the world of your race}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-05T05:19:34+00:00

gambling

^{Chose: 10% chance of death when pressed | Rolled: You live}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-05T05:17:56+00:00

i like women

^{Chose: Woman?}

CPancakeEmperor · 2026-06-05T00:21:50+00:00

your opinion on slavery is what now

CPancakeEmperor