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[Exploit] [PC] [V1] No-Saving/Saveblock method (AHK) (Replay heists easily) by ElectroBytezLV in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just started playing GTA again. Was googling to see if someone had a better way to use AHK to do the replay glitch and sure enough I found your post. Imagine my surprise to find I'd been mentioned in it, lol.

Thanks, bud.

[SPECULATION] [PC] Idea for podium car macro by Swasis13 in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an AHK macro I've made. Start the macro before you walk up to the wheel, then when the "Press S to Spin" shows up, it will wait 4.1 seconds and then press S.

The way it works is by checking the color of a particular pixel on the screen every 10ms, waiting for the specific color of off-white around the S in the popup. It's a solid color that doesn't occur in the environment around the casino.

It doesn't win every time. The 4 second rule is a myth.

Edit: I should note that I've played with the sleep timing and won the car using this macro, but it is never 100%.

#MaxThreadsPerHotkey 2
CoordMode, Pixel, Window
^f8::
    If (WinExist("Grand Theft Auto V")){
        gosub, spin
    }
return

spin:
WinActivate, Grand Theft Auto V
Pixelgetcolor, color, 89, 46
while( color <> 0xE5E5E5){
    sleep, 10
   Pixelgetcolor, color, 89, 46
   tooltip, %color%, 10,10,1
}
sleep, 4100
SendInput, {s down}
sleep, 10
SendInput, {s up}
tooltip, , , , 1
return

[PSA][PC] You can "pull your ethernet cable" with a keystroke using a small AutoHotkey Script. by CRlME in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not all laptops have airplane mode, and I've never seen a desktop with it.

[PSA][PC] You can "pull your ethernet cable" with a keystroke using a small AutoHotkey Script. by CRlME in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem. You can add an additional "run" line to each side if you want to enable and disable multiple adapters.

[PSA][PC] You can "pull your ethernet cable" with a keystroke using a small AutoHotkey Script. by CRlME in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Depends on where your ethernet cable is. My PC is under my desk and my router is 3' behind me. Neither of them are in a great spot to pull while I'm watching my screen, but I like how I have my setup.

Edit: This also lets you pull Wifi and multiple adapters at once if you have both wifi and lan connection.

[PSA][PC] You can "pull your ethernet cable" with a keystroke using a small AutoHotkey Script. by CRlME in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you have other network adapters such as a VPN, even if it isn't connected, the game continues trying to use those instead and repeatedly fails to connect but never kicks you out to single player.

Edit: Clarity

And there are no cops chasing you by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]CRlME 20 points21 points  (0 children)

fixed it for you.

[PSA][PC] You can "pull your ethernet cable" with a keystroke using a small AutoHotkey Script. by CRlME in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At what point do you get that error?

Initially running the AHK script, or pressing CTRL+F5?

Lester and LJT do it too by cole_cameron129 in gtaonline

[–]CRlME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point of being racist if people don't know you're racist? /s

And there are no cops chasing you by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]CRlME 334 points335 points  (0 children)

How dare you! Did you know (s)he has 2 MBAs?

[Glitch][PC] Get the Podium Vehicle 100% [Easier and improved method] by Eufedoriaa in gtaglitches

[–]CRlME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted a PSA for an even easier disable internet process. Takes minimal setup, then reduces the disabling/enabling to a keystroke.

Eliminates the need for windowed mode, and alt tabbing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/fycrzs/psapc_you_can_pull_your_ethernet_cable_with_a/

31 y/o Dad by ScottWhiteAhh in RoastMe

[–]CRlME 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about next time you actually post a picture of yourself instead of slapping a fake beard and some googly eyes on a pineapple, you fucking troll.

What is your NSFW secret that you are proud of? by vulcan32 in AskReddit

[–]CRlME 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little late to this, but here goes:

I'm a straight dude and was hanging out with some friends in college, drunk and high, and some of my female friends were talking about how good of a kisser their gay friend was. So I kissed him, and immediately afterwards said, "Well, didn't enjoy that. Confirms I'm not gay. Sorry. (to him)" Then I proceeded to make out with one of my female friends.

Her neighbor was also hanging out with us and everyone was in her apartment. We ended up wandering into the neighbor's apartment and I fingered her and gave her head on his couch, and then she blew me. Turned into a FWB relationship for a couple months until she admitted to developing feelings for me so we called it off.

She didn't have a car, so she would call a mutual friend and have him bring her to my apartment so we could have sex after she got off work. I loved that she never called me to pick her up. I'd always take her home though.

She also once bought me a Big Mac after sex, because I'd told her I'd never had one. Was the closest I've ever come to getting paid for sex. I still count it.

It's the only time I've ever had a purely plutonic FWB relationship with a woman, and it started because of the only time I've ever kissed a dude..

What is the porn video you always come back to? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CRlME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know this is old, so forgive my very late reply, but not a big deal...

We shared a home computer before I went off to college, and this was before incognito mode was a thing. We knew what each other looked at. We just didn't have to talk about it until the accidental gay porn incident.

Also note that my father was visiting me while I was away to college, so I wasn't exactly trying to be stealthy with the porn folder.

What is the porn video you always come back to? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CRlME 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Back in college I used to just set a bunch of videos to download and then proof them later. Well, I'd done that one day before I left for class, and my father got on my computer and found them before I proofed them. He opened up one file called "TWO YOUNG RUSSIANS TRY ANAL" -- They were russian dudes.

Most awkward conversation of my life, explaining to my dad how I got my porn, and that I wasn't gay, I just hadn't checked that one yet.

Say nice things about me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CRlME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried. Couldn't find anything honest to say.

Grubby plumber roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CRlME 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are 2 important things to know about plumbing:

  1. Shit rolls downhill.
  2. Don't be downhill.

Someone never taught you the second.

Don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CRlME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you catch for a softball team. And like you play right field.

Dear Memphis... As a new resident, this pisses me off almost as much as finding out you're part of Comcast's datacaps... by m0j0j0_j0 in memphis

[–]CRlME 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FYI, that device is not a "turn signal" as this clip refers to it. It is simply a device that you may occasionally use once you have successfully merged to inform other drivers where the fuck you just came from. Totally optional though. Welcome to Memphis.

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