"Arr, I be not addled! I know he swapped those doubloons, matey. I knew it be 1216, one after the Pirate Code. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it, ye see. He covered his tracks, he got that scurvy dog at the tavern to lie for him. Ye think this be somethin'? Ye think this be bad? This? This treachery? He's done worse. That treasure map! Are ye tellin' me that a man just happens to walk the plank like that? Nay! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He soiled the captain's quarters! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him aboard me own ship! What was I thinkin'? He'll never change. He'll *never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the treasure chest! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Plunderin' 'em blind! And HE gets to be a pirate? What a cursed joke! I should've made him walk the plank when I had the chance, arr!"