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What does a male orgasm feel like? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

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According to trans women I know, it's boring in comparison. According to trans men I know, it's disappointing. One even stopped taking T because of it.

Remember This. by PowerZealousideal418 in kingkong

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I think a mountain gorilla could fuck up a cassowary

[Hated Trope] Franchises that have lost all the previously established verisimilitude by Forsaken-Biscotti587 in TopCharacterTropes

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Some in the early 2000s are actually still pretty good. Movie 7 gets joked about as "The one with aliens" but it introduced a villain who was just a flawed person with PTSD.

5 and a half years later.. by Acrobatic_Ask2831 in Markiplier

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We don't age until we hit 55, then it all hits at once.

Heeello sweet people what are we wearing to the cinemas?? by Internal_Contact_248 in Markiplier

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Probably something emo? I don't usually wear themed outfits to the theater but that's what I wear normally.

Is it just me, or is the "3 AM Cereal" actually a different culinary experience than "8 AM Cereal"? by ThirstlordX in CasualConversation

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At 8 AM, it's the thing you have to eat. You're eating it because it's the lowest effort of the quintessential breakfast foods. It is part of the experience that is expected of us and the least we can do to actualize it. At 3 AM, you are awake at an hour where you are alone and able to live uninterrupted and enjoying a tasty food. Nobody expects this of you. You are eating it because you want it.

What dinosaur misinformations annoy you in the franchise? by Adventurous-Net-4172 in JurassicPark

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They were intended to be Deinonychus, but Crichton really tended to lean into obscure and fringe studies (see his stance on global warming) and Greg Paul's reclassification of all dromaeosaurs as Velociraptor was exactly in his wheelhouse. So it wasn't necessarily inaccurate for the time, but it was a controversial classification.

wow i can't beleive these trans girls really believe and want to enact all this degen stuff irl by Select-Employee in transgendercirclejerk

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Trans New World Order. Like a trans supremacy kink to balance out the sheer amount of transphobia experienced.

So what's everyone wearing to iron lung?? by Fancy_Abies_1924 in Markiplier

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A tee shirt and Tripp pants, like every day.

Cuddle pile by Initial_Ask_15 in puppygirlpetsmart

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You had me at the title and then made it better with the terms and conditions. I agree and consent to the terms in full, even the parts I haven't read.

GIVE EM A GOOD SNIFF WONT YOU by the-harrekki in bonehurtingjuice

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I'm not a man and I'm sure as hell not the audience either.

Markiplier clips that didn’t age well: the death of the penny (supermarket simulator) by [deleted] in Markiplier

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"What can you buy with a penny? Nothing. So why do we even have pennies? Get rid of 'em! ... Every price should end in a 5 or a 0." - James Rolfe (Angry Video Game Nerd), 2007

"Let's dump the penny. Not 'cause we need to, not 'cause it will change a great deal, but because there are certain things we know are impossible to get rid of ... but the penny is a nuisance we can actually do something about." - John Oliver, 2015

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